Last Seen Contemporary Movie

[The Villain]

Originally Posted by CaraBloodyCara

Dark Floors, the Lordi movie.

Honestly, there was a lot more thought put into it that I expected, and it was a blast to watch.

I was pretty surprised when i saw that too. It wasn't great, especially that weird confusing ending but i actually liked it.

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Giganticface

Is it possible? Has the perfect movie finally been created?

This movie has everything. All the best actors, like Steve from 90210, who's hairline is exactly where it was when he was in high school. Tara Reid, who looks hung over, and who's "acting" consists of nagging people and staring at things with a distressed look on her face.

It also has incredible special effects. "Old" sharkbite wounds that look a lot like peanut butter smeared on skin. A tornado that looks like an animated finger painting. City streets with sharks superimposed, which look like glow in the dark stickers. Random shapes falling from the sky, like squares. And trapezoids.

And of course, it has sharks. Lots of them. In the ocean. In the storm drains. In your living room. In tunnels. Falling from the sky. That part you have to see to believe.

I'm giving it a "perfect" 3/10, but don't let that stop you from watching it.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

SOLD!!! :D

[metternich1815]

World War Z (2013): I saw this film a couple days ago and I have to say I did not really like it. I thought the story was somewhat different, but still relatively generic. There was some suspense, but, in general, it lacked that. Additionally, I just could not take it seriously. I thought the story really stretched things too far. Brad Pitt was about the only thing good about it, in my opinion. To be honest, I had a major headache by the end of the film. I would probably still rate it 5/10 or 2.5/5.

[Elvis_Christ]

Only God Forgives

Brutal, dark and surreal. Probably won't be for everyone but I loved it.

[Giganticface]

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ

Only God Forgives

Brutal, dark and surreal. Probably won't be for everyone but I loved it.

Sounds good. Synopsis on IMDB is interesting. Added to watchlist...thanks.

[Ferox13]

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ

Only God Forgives

Brutal, dark and surreal. Probably won't be for everyone but I loved it.

This is the film I have been looking forward to for so long...

[_____V_____]

Tense, slow, gripping thriller which hits overdrive towards the end. Obviously a low-brow effort but did well despite it's limitations. I liked it.

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[Angra]

"Only God forgives" 5/10

So this was a Refn tribute to Alejandro Jodorowsky?

No wonder it felt artsy fartsy.


In other words. A stoner movie.

[Ferox13]

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ

Only God Forgives

Brutal, dark and surreal. Probably won't be for everyone but I loved it.

Saw it last night - loved it. It looked amazing too.

[metternich1815]

The Conjuring (2013): 8/10

I saw this film yesterday at the theatre. I have to say that I actually enjoyed it. I found it to be both scary and suspenseful. The acting was not brilliant, but was still really good. Additionally, I thought the score complimented the film pretty well. Sure, the film contained cliches and indirect references to other horror movies (including, Poltergeist, The Amityville Horror, and The Exorcist), not to mention the FX was about average, but despite those faults I still found the film really good. It may not be a masterpiece, but it was still a really well-made film, in my opinion.