Help needed!

[ShankS]

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[filmmaker2]

I'm sorry, but this has "market research" written all over it, right down to the cheesy fake misspellings. Let's agree on a price, pay me up front, and then you and your Vipco buddies can quiz me for the period of time we agree to.

[flabby_man22]

i have some questions for you:
1:what the hell is a VIPCO?
2:why havent i ever heard of it before?
3:what are some VIPCO movies
4:why the fuck am i posting on this thread?
5:why is fuck is ANYONE posting on this thread?

this has been a public servise annoncement from yours truly
thank you, and goodbye

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
6)"eat shit and live bill"

LOL! sleepaway camp.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I'm sorry, but this has "market research" written all over it, right down to the cheesy fake misspellings. Let's agree on a price, pay me up front, and then you and your Vipco buddies can quiz me for the period of time we agree to.

if you are a serious horror fan from the uk, you know who vipco are..........so why the hell you think they would be a good outlet for your film beats the hell out of me.

personally, i think you have something to do with them, maybe not working for them but maybe marketing


and as bill said,

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.

Originally posted by flabby_man22
WHAT THE HELL IS A VIPCO?

we try not to talk about "them"

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by zwoti


and as bill said,

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.

LMAO!!:D

btw, have they done any good films or is it all just shit?

[urgeok]

1)Does everyone here purchase vipco films and enjoy them?
- no

2)Why do you think that labels such as vipco decide to release films of this genre?
- gee, i dont know .. to sell them ?

3)Do you think it would be a good idea if an old label like vipco would release a new collection, a more modern approach of horror i.e experimental/fucked up shit?
- swearing will get you nowhere

4)what do you think it takes to make a modern horror that would still be enjoyed by real horror fans?
- marketing guys being murdered by the dozens.

5)who do you think vipcos target audience are?
- the feeble minded

6)whats your favourite vipco film?
- no fucking clue.

7)what makes a good horror in general?
- scary stuff happening.

8)how many horrors have you watched in the past month roughly?
- 2

9)why do you like horror?
- guess.

10)would you rather purchase a horror on a true horror label such as vipco rather than one on warner brothers or universal?
- i couldn't give a flying fuck through a rolling donut.
Come back when you're Anchor Bay .. then we'll talk.

[AUSTIN316426808]

this thread is hilarious.

''Couldn't give a flying fuck through a rollin donut''

damn near fell out of my chair laughing at this one.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
LMAO!!:D

btw, have they done any good films or is it all just shit?

they distribute films, not make them. they have released some good films but the quality is poor. which is why i stick to other labels

[ShankS]

"vipco" ..."vipco" ..."shove it up ya vipco"........