Finally! An INTERESTING thread!!

[Vodstok]

It is a good shrubbery, i like the Laurels particularly.

But, we are no longer the Knights who say "Ni". We are now the knights who say (bear with me)

ekie ekie ekie batang! wufronnmnmnn%

Oh Knights who say, who 'til recently said "Ni"...

[newb]

Looks like everyone is in a silly mood today. Welcome to my world.


Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...

[Vodstok]

Halt! Who art thou?

He is brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin...

Shut UP! No one, really.

[zwoti]

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[ShankS]

^ one of my fave scenes.

[jay o2 waster]

There are now 8 members on my messege board!! Who will be number 9???HERE

[orangestar]

My ultimate favorite:

"Its just a flesh wound"

[zwoti]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
There are now 8 members on my messege board!! Who will be number 9???HERE

have you asked nine9, would be perfect timing.

[newb]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
There are now 8 members on my messege board!! Who will be number 9???HERE

Not to knock your message board Jay, but it won't work. A few people have tried from here [ gore + evis, Vod ]. Sure, you might get a few people posting for a couple of days,but they all end up exclusively back here.Its like a magnet, they keep getting pulled back here. Good luck.

[jay o2 waster]

yeah i know, but it looks good when it says 9 members instead of 8.. am i right or am i right? also massacre man is a loyal poster there