lets see how far this gets..

[Roderick Usher]

...when it's that time of the month

I have long curly hair (should be an easy one)

[The Flayed One]

Originally Posted by Phalanx

My blood tastes metallic.

At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!

I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!

I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.

for future erectile problems





my nose is kinda cute

[Roderick Usher]

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey

my nose is kinda cute

Shame about the rest of the face

I have a sparkeling personality

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

Shame about the rest of the face

I have a sparkeling personality

thats only because your wife allows you to have one.




my friends say em good at communicating with strangers

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by omcdave

yes there great for an albino!

im hot and bald .

That's what happens when you boil someone


I'm a good mom

[Gus]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

That's what happens when you boil someone


I'm a good mom

untill your on the internet posting on a forum



my armpits smell like right-gaurd natrually

[monalisa]

Originally Posted by omcdave

but your ass smells like fish.

i make great threads.

Too bad they're made out of people's tendons. Oh wait, wrong type of threads. Oh well.


My legs are long.

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by monalisa

My legs are long.

Yeah, that's what all the guys at the truck stop say


I have long hair

[ferretchucker]

when standing next to a newborn baby.


I have good facial expressions