If V isn't back by Monday...

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Despare

Of who? You're not spying on me are you?

Aww, shucks, how did you know?

[fiend_skull]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

Aww, shucks, how did you know?

eye beam shooting puppies never looked so good haha

[Elvis_Christ]

Girl's had funny looking nipples in the 80s :D

[The_Return]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

This book was written with the express intention of causing suffering to the reader. It is not a book so much as a form of psychic terrorism. I was 16, very depressed and had just read about the concept of Theater of Cruelty. The Street Fighter 2 fan fiction will be brand new. But I suspect just as painful.

I'm always up for some Theatre of Cruelty - Artaud was a mad genius, love the guy. I say you post some whether _V_ finds his way back or not :cool:

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by fiend_skull

eye beam shooting puppies never looked so good haha

On that note......

http://www.lazertits.com/






Thank me for this awesomeness later. :p

also I am down for Street Fighter 2 fanfics.

[The Krell]

If V is not back by Monday I will begin posting lyrics to some of the songs I write.This will include the words to classics such as "I got Rabies" and "Bongo Planet". It WILL be painful.

[Elvis_Christ]

Bongo Planet does sound painful. I Got Rabies however sounds like pure gold.

[fortunato]

And I've got serious volumes of X-Files fanfic that will make your head spin.

Here's a little sample:

"...and when Mulder walked into the spooky house, he couldn't believe that Scully was there, in a black nightie! Wow! So anyway, they start making out for a while. Then! After there making out a while, they think they hear a ghost!!! "Hey, Mulder. Did you hear that?" "What?" "I think I heard a ghost." "It must be...a alien!" said Mulder. You couldnt believe how fast scully got dressed! In her awesome uniform!!! Wouldnt you konw, it wasnot even a ghost or a alien, it was assistant Director Walter Skinner! He said "I hope you guys are here on official business!" Muler and Scully look at each other. "Of course, they both say together in unison. In their heads they are laughing. Anyway, they wished they could make out more but since Skinner was there, they had to investigate, and that's when things got REALLY spooky!!!!!!!!!!!11"

...so if you want to find out what happens, just pray V never comes back.

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by fortunato

And I've got serious volumes of X-Files fanfic that will make your head spin.

Here's a little sample:

"...and when Mulder walked into the spooky house, he couldn't believe that Scully was there, in a black nightie! Wow! So anyway, they start making out for a while. Then! After there making out a while, they think they hear a ghost!!! "Hey, Mulder. Did you hear that?" "What?" "I think I heard a ghost." "It must be...a alien!" said Mulder. You couldnt believe how fast scully got dressed! In her awesome uniform!!! Wouldnt you konw, it wasnot even a ghost or a alien, it was assistant Director Walter Skinner! He said "I hope you guys are here on official business!" Muler and Scully look at each other. "Of course, they both say together in unison. In their heads they are laughing. Anyway, they wished they could make out more but since Skinner was there, they had to investigate, and that's when things got REALLY spooky!!!!!!!!!!!11"

...so if you want to find out what happens, just pray V never comes back.

That's it, I'm bringin back the Creepypasta thread for some bad pasta.

[Elvis_Christ]

Hahaha excellent work fortunato!