Dante's Inferno Quiz

[Bizarre]

Has anyone tried this before?

It's a bit of fun more than anything, especially if you're like me and don't actually believe in it.

I must say though, my results couldn't have been much worse. I was destined for Level Six when I did this before quite a while ago, I seem to have become a much worse person since then. Pfft! What does God know, anyway?! :cool:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level 0 - Purgatory:Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo: Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful: Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous: Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious: Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - Heretics: Very High
Level 7 - Violent: High
Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Treacherous: Very High

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Don't forget to post your results. You can see what the different levels actually mean when you get your results, or just search for Dante's Inferno.

[Freak]

I didn't feel like posting the whole thing but I got the 8th level.

[Sistinas666]

Shit happens:



Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Scarebaby]

First level of hell- Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

...and here I totally thought I was going to burn for being a lezzer.

[ChronoGrl]

Seventh Level of Hell


Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



Geez. That seems a bit harsh.

The boyfriend got the 6th Level - Damn. I was at least hoping we'd spend an eternity in Hell together.

[Bizarre]

Yeah, that God chap sure is a sadistic fucker. He still loves you though, of course.

[Caenxavier]

Originally Posted by Scarebaby

...and here I totally thought I was going to burn for being a lezzer.

Limbo...you wuss :p



Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Scarebaby]

I'll be amusing myself by spitting gum down onto the seventh level.

[scouse mac]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.




Looks like I need to pack my swimming shorts.....

[Caenxavier]

Originally Posted by Scarebaby

I'll be amusing myself by spitting gum down onto the seventh level.

There is no gum in hell!