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11-01-2004, 02:48 PM
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Idiot Glues Condom To His Penis
Man Glued Condom To Himself
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis. Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn’t want any more children, reports National newspaper. The man, from Topraiser in Constanta County, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children. He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue. After sex, the man realised he couldn’t remove the condom and went to his village’s medical clinic for help. A nurse said: “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”
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I'm not sure who is dumber, the man that glued a condom to his penis or that jackass that keeps making posts that just say "+1."
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11-02-2004, 02:07 AM
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stop while your ahead just some advice.....by the way that dude is a jackass for glueing his penis to a condom.....god could he be anymore fucking stuipid?
Last edited by dantehorrorfan; 11-02-2004 at 02:09 AM.
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idiot
too bad we can't take away peoples' right to vote for being too stupid. i bet that idiot is voting for bush... he we could feed the homeless with soylent green. hey... does anyone know if the mentally handicapped can vote? if so, do their caretakers tell them who to vote for??? (i know that isn't hhorror related.)
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LMAO! Damn, what an idiot...
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11-03-2004, 04:03 PM
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well i thought it was a good idea at the time i didnt want to have to support 6 kids!
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11-03-2004, 04:07 PM
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Oh my god. are people really this dumb? Sane persons beware.
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