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Man Cuts Off His Own Legs With Chainsaw
Saw Man Hacks Off Own Legs
United Kingdom - A man who claimed a chainsaw gang chopped off his legs did it himself, police said yesterday. The unnamed van driver told them he was dragged from his vehicle by attackers who hacked at his legs with the saw before torching his Transit. But police revealed they now believe he turned the saw on himself. Retired policeman Jim Edgar, 61, found the man lying on the ground screaming at an isolated spot in Shilton, near Witney, Oxon, on Wednesday. He said: "Blood was gushing all over the place." A police source said: "It looks as if he did it to himself. The pain must have been horrific. God knows what possessed him." Officers would not comment on whether doctors had saved his legs. The man was still under heavy sedation yesterday.
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thats just frikin crazy.....but what news do you post isnt?
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