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Old 02-02-2005, 07:43 PM
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I love American gun laws

if zombies took over, would you be ready? How many people can shoot a gun? How accurate would you be? Do you think you could Shaun of the Dead it all the way to sanctuary? Would there be sanctuary or would goverment officials learn from movies? In my house we have ten or more guns. I also live out in the middle of no-where and I ALSO have more windows than walls. I doubt that we have enough amo to take out our entire county but we could damn well try! It could be fun shooting my mother in the face. I might have to have an old yeller moment with my siblings. We have a boat, maybe that would be our savinf grace. It worked in day of the dead but not in the remade dawn of the dead. There is a lot to think about. I dream about it sometimes but in my dreams I never have a gun and Im never fighting them off. Im always unarmed and hiding and being found around ever corner by a canabilistic dead dude that sometimes introduces it self as generic black zombie number 2-a. OTC sleeping pills should work right or not be sold at all.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:50 PM
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You are the sickest....craziest.... mother fucker ....

Stay in the middle of no where
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:01 PM
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Im so bored

BEHOLD! The Power of a search engine
http://www.13.waisays.com/zombie.htm
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:03 PM
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Im sure this has been seen by all but Im a noob and what do *I* know...?
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:08 PM
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You would wanna shoot your mom in the face?

Dude, get some help. Seriously. Zombie's aren't real, they'll never be real.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:18 PM
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I don't want to shoot my mom in the face. I want to shoot my zombie mom in the face. How am I suppose to keep a grown zombie woman in fresh flesh with the entire world becoming zombies? She wouldn't be happy, I wouldn't be happy, frankly she would smell the place up. Its just like in old yeller or the yearling. Didn't you watch Bambi as a child. You SHOULD understand.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:21 PM
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I don't want to shoot my mom in the face. I want to shoot my zombie mom in the face. How am I suppose to keep a grown zombie woman in fresh flesh with the entire world becoming zombies? She wouldn't be happy, I wouldn't be happy, frankly she would smell the place up. Its just like in old yeller or the yearling. Didn't you watch Bambi as a child. You SHOULD understand.
Why are you thinking about this crap?

And no I don't understand
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:51 PM
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honestly it gets the creative juices flowing, but really its fun to think about from time to time. You should watch bambi next time instead of house by the cemetery and then you'll understand that although it may hurt, sometimes mothers die. It wont seem fair but that's life coming full circle. You should maybe read stranger in a strange land and get a different prespective of death. Anyways its all for shits and giggles really. Keep your mind open to the possiblilitys and you might come up with a really cool story or a kick ass costume.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:55 PM
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SPAM!

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I'll keep it confined
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:59 PM
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honestly it gets the creative juices flowing, but really its fun to think about from time to time. You should watch bambi next time instead of house by the cemetery and then you'll understand that although it may hurt, sometimes mothers die. It wont seem fair but that's life coming full circle. You should maybe read stranger in a strange land and get a different prespective of death. Anyways its all for shits and giggles really. Keep your mind open to the possiblilitys and you might come up with a really cool story or a kick ass costume.
Well, why post a picture of a dead body?

and maybe you could come up with a good story, but costume?

Sorry, I'm just as creative as the next man/women. But a logical creativity and.... I don't read books
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