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Old 08-04-2005, 06:28 AM
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Generic Noob Form

As a public service to all Noobs, i have come up with this form to save you typing.. that way you can get to the forums and start posting sooner:




Hi, My name is : ______________ (insert name of favorite horror character here - or if you want to look really cool, use something a little more obscure)

I love Horror movies - my friends all think i'm F***ed up

(you cant cuss until you've been posting for 9 months)

I am also into : A) Metal B) Goth C) Metal-Goth D) Polka

I heard you guys like to Bash Noobs. Bring on the damage, you homos, i can take it - i've quit better forums than this.
Actually you guys all suck donkey dick.. i'm leaving and i wont be back until i'm bored again.





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I'm just here to spam my shit.
No introductions needed .. after a brief barrage of flames and a couple of weak attempts at a defense, i'll be gone.
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Old 08-04-2005, 06:30 AM
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LOL

I like the use something a little more obscure to look cooler bit :)
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Old 08-04-2005, 06:39 AM
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why couldn't there have been a form like this when I joined? ...I missed out on so much. :D
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Old 08-05-2005, 05:03 AM
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They don't know how lucky they are.

When I first joined you post a nude pic of yourself before anyone would have anything to do with you......

Now anyone's welcome it seems

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Not right at all I say.
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:09 AM
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Perfect form URGE - Now, to make things even more efficient I'm adding the Generic Response to NOOB posting form:

Dear ____________:

You suck:
A)Donkey Dick, B) Your Father's Nuts, C) Your Own Nuts, D) Lots of Donkey Dick

We wish you would just:
A) Die and rot, B) Leave your Father's Nuts alone, C) Crawl up your own Ass; D) Crawl up someone else's ass and rot

And, for the love of god, quit:
A) Spamming, B) Pimping your website, C) offering sexual favors to the mods, D) breathing oxygen.

Die, Die, Die.

Sincerely,

_____________
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Old 08-05-2005, 12:35 PM
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That's a little too time consuming for me. How about one of these four:

a) ______ you.

b) Go ______.

c) You're so _____.

d) You're a _____.
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Old 08-05-2005, 12:37 PM
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You'll never win the next Horror.com awards by following a form .

Sheesh...:D
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Old 08-06-2005, 02:06 AM
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a shit day at work, gets me in the right frame of mind to welcome n00bs.
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Old 08-07-2005, 10:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by alkytrio666
That's a little too time consuming for me. How about one of these four:

a) ______ you.

b) Go ______.

c) You're so _____.

d) You're a _____.
Its perfect - print me 10000 copies! LMFAO
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