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Old 04-03-2010, 07:25 PM
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Hell Yeah!!! I ll get baby sis Sisann working the street to pay you.:cool:
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Old 04-03-2010, 07:44 PM
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But can you guarantee I'll be called 'retarded' less and no longer ignored?
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:20 AM
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don't worry, I'm not just here to point out your problems. I have an actual solution:

PAY ME TO WRITE YOUR POSTS

I charge 10 cents a word which is a fantastic value, especially when you consider how much "qualified" ghostwriters charge. besides, how can a person even attach a price tag to online popularity? believe me, it's priceless.

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Old 04-04-2010, 12:18 PM
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Dolly, that's 1 step away from prostitution.

You're almost there.
I'd pay. :D


For...you know. The posts...
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:53 PM
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If you get overwhelmed with orders, you can outsource posts to me for three cents a word, retaining a seven cent per word profit.
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Old 04-04-2010, 06:55 PM
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If you get overwhelmed with orders, you can outsource posts to me for three cents a word, retaining a seven cent per word profit.
if I was a serious professional writer, my dream would be to get to a point in my career that would allow for me to outsource 100% of my work. people would be reading my latest novels and I'd no longer be writing them, I would just find some writer from india who writes better.

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Old 04-04-2010, 06:57 PM
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Me and cous Bubba have baby sis Sisann working the street right to pay you off OP sex goddess.Maybe you like go to dinner at the burger shack down the road some time OP?maybe give ole Junior here some sugar and than some.
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Old 04-04-2010, 07:09 PM
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if I was a serious professional writer, my dream would be to get to a point in my career that would allow for me to outsource 100% of my work. people would be reading my latest novels and I'd no longer be writing them, I would just find some writer from india who writes better.

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I'm pretty certain Stephen King's been doing that lately. But, the guy he found sucks.
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Old 04-04-2010, 07:24 PM
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I'm pretty certain Stephen King's been doing that lately. But, the guy he found sucks.
I haven't read anything of his recently. :o
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Old 04-04-2010, 07:34 PM
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I'm pretty certain Stephen King's been doing that lately. But, the guy he found sucks.
ha I was just about to say that! Who would you recommend as far as horror goes Doc? I'm after something overly violent and twisted.
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