The worst and best way to die?

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by fluffho
Paraponera clavata is best known for its giant size and unusually severe sting. Workers are 18-25 mm. (up to 1 in.) long and look like stout, reddish-black, wingless wasps. Their stings are the most painful and debilitating known for any insect (Schmidt 1986, 1990).

The venom is neurotoxic (Schmidt 1986), blocks insect central nervous system transmission, and is agonistic to mammalian smooth muscle (Piek et al. 1991). Paraponera is not aggressive except when defending self or territory. When their nest is disturbed, defenders swarm out, release a heavy musky odor, stridulate an audible warning (Janzen & Carroll 1983), then grab and impale intruders.

Intense pain typically lasts 3-5 hours then lessens over the next day. Severe pain may be accompanied by trembling, perspiration, nausea, and inability to use an injured arm or leg.

Christ on a stick! Those things have no right existing.

[HappyCamper]

Originally posted by fluffho
Paraponera clavata is best known for its giant size and unusually severe sting. Workers are 18-25 mm. (up to 1 in.) long and look like stout, reddish-black, wingless wasps. Their stings are the most painful and debilitating known for any insect (Schmidt 1986, 1990).

The venom is neurotoxic (Schmidt 1986), blocks insect central nervous system transmission, and is agonistic to mammalian smooth muscle (Piek et al. 1991). Paraponera is not aggressive except when defending self or territory. When their nest is disturbed, defenders swarm out, release a heavy musky odor, stridulate an audible warning (Janzen & Carroll 1983), then grab and impale intruders.

Intense pain typically lasts 3-5 hours then lessens over the next day. Severe pain may be accompanied by trembling, perspiration, nausea, and inability to use an injured arm or leg.

That's my best way to die. I hate to think what my worst way is.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Still the best way to go.

And yes i did quote myself :)

Actually, I take mine back. THAT is the best way to go.

You're quite the romantic man.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Actually, I take mine back. THAT is the best way to go.

You're quite the romantic man.

I know. I cant help it. It just comes naturally. If i could stop it i would. Wait......no i wouldnt lol :p

[Hate_Breeder]

Sorry im bumping this thread cause its awesome and i would like to hear some more opinions

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Sorry im bumping this thread cause its awesome and i would like to hear some more opinions

i thought of another being cornered by freddy jason leatherface and michael myers would be cool

[bwind22]

Originally posted by massacre man
best-thrown onto a tree and then turned into paper and have an episode of simpsons ritten on me

Hahahaha! lmao.

That is far and away the best one anyone has posted!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bwind22
Hahahaha! lmao.

That is far and away the best one anyone has posted!

yay people like my death

[cheebacheeba]

I heard this a while ago...apparently drowning aint all that bad a way to go, I mean, it'd be fucked up no doubt, but (again) apparently it's been theorised that after the panic reaction and inhaling a shitload of water, you kinda get into this weird state of serenity before you slip out of conciousness, and die.

Anyone else heard this one?

[evil never dies]

best: bullet to the head no pain and quick
(not my idea but I agree with this)

worst: eaten by a cannibal with boiling water and vegtebels