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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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No seriously, this is how i would do it. Something intimate and personal to both of us. Nothing contrived in old religious cerimonies. Something about love, desire, and happiness in finding your soulmate. Less about money, big churches, honeymoons, vacations, and the pretty much ESSENTIAL starting point of all the bullshit that comes with traditional marrige... |
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I would go for a simple ceremony in the woods in the dark of night, something along the lines of Braveheart, were Sir William marries his love. And it would be a great honor to just be there.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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My wedding: 25 people (or less), over by early afternoon so we can hop in a limo and ride down to Boston. Stopping on the way for Chicken McNuggets, of course :)
into the Hotel (4 star with a view of the Charles River) Then out to dinner at Legal Seafood (by the New England Aquarium) in our cheesy "Bride" and "Groom" tshirts. God i cant wait :) Oh yeah, the wedding is in my parents' back yard.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all |
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