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10-25-2013, 08:59 AM
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The Worst Dracula Films
I've been a Dracula fanatic for decades, and with the new NBC series starting tonight I've been looking back over the history of the character in film.
We've probably all seen the great versions (Nosferatu, Lugosi, Lee etc) but with a character this old you can't help but have more than a few losers in the bunch. So just for laughs, what are some of the worst Dracula movies/shows you've seen? Here's just a few of my "favorites" "Die Hard Dracula" (pointless, plotless and completely amateurish, but hysterical) "Billy The Kid vs Dracula" (legendary crapfest. Just as bad as you've heard) "Dracula vs Frankenstein" (oh, so bad. sad to see Lon Chaney jr and J. Carrol Nash in such crap) "Satanic Rites Of Dracula" (Lee's last Dracula film.What a sad way to go) "Dracula In Istanbul" (Turkish vampire film. Dear gods, what were they on) " Bram Stokers Dracula" (I know, lots of people love this film, but I personally loathe it) and my personal favorite: "Dracula's Dog" (The name says it all) I haven't seen "Argentos Dracula" yet, but I hear it's pretty bad. I know there's lots more out there, so lets get the lists going! 
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10-25-2013, 09:12 AM
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Blacula...
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10-25-2013, 09:48 AM
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Ahhh, how can you say that guys, "Blacula" is "GROOVY, BABY, GROOVY"....ok...it...sucks :D
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10-25-2013, 10:03 AM
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I mean..."Drake". Jesus wept. On a side note, how the hell does that shop stay in business? Two people working, no customers, middle of the day, music playing, fridges running. Their overheads must be ridiculous.
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10-25-2013, 10:19 AM
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Van Helsing Blood of Dracula's Castle Dracula 3000
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10-25-2013, 10:21 AM
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10-25-2013, 11:12 AM
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I forgot (mercifully) about Dracula 3000. That one howls at the moon, its such a dog.
As for "...Dead and Loving It", I have to agree with Ferretchucker, it's a guilty pleasure. Bad, but fun.
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10-25-2013, 12:19 PM
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EDIT: Scratch that, I'm thinking of Dracula 2000. Too many millennial Draculas...
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10-25-2013, 12:25 PM
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How about Deafula or SOn of Dracula (the Ringo star one)? I haven't seen Spermula or Dracula Suck but I imagine they are bad.
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