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Old 02-11-2006, 07:16 PM
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Create a horror story

you can only post ONE LINE at a time, and someone else must have posted before you can repost. i'm going to post a storyline, and you guys can go crazy making it into one random horror story, kind of like a twist on ad libs. main rule> you CANNOT make the story end by saying the world blows up or everyone dies and nothing can ever be right again, it has to always continue.

A crazy killer named Pickles has just broken out of a crazy house, and cops all over the area are hunting him down. 20 teens are at a big party in someones apartment in the middle of the city, with thousands of people all around. there's a huge llama farm outside the city, and its 1200 in the afternoon.


Pickles steals a big, fancy lamborghini and unsuspiciously drives towards the city, where he somehow, due to cliche, knows theres a party going on with teens.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:19 PM
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Pickles goes into the party and acts like one of the teens. He picks up a beer and starts drinking. Soon, he starts to get drunk. He's playing drinking games with the kids and smoking some dope. All of a sudden the cops crash the party, and they notice Pickles.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:21 PM
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before the cops can do anything though, all the llamas from the llama farm attack the streets and plow over all the cops, while the teens continue to party with the llamas afterwards.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:31 PM
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Pickles sees his escape, and jumps on one of the llamas and rides it away from the party. One of the cops crawls over to his police car and calls for back-up. Then, he pulls himself into the car and chases after Pickles.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:34 PM
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pickles spontaneously combusts and dies, while a bunch of randomly placed maniacs in hockey masks head towards theparty, which has moved to the middle of the streets.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:37 PM
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The hockey masked killers start slicing and dicing their way through the teens. One of them grabs one of the dead teens who is profusely bleeding from the mouth, drags him over to a beer hat, and puurs the blood into the hat. Then, he finds one of the kids, grabs him, shoves the nozle down his throat, then ssqeezes the blood down into the kid's throat.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:43 PM
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the llamas casually leave, while the dead teens become evil vampires.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:50 PM
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The vampires roam the night, looking for some blood. They find some teens to munch on, but then get rudely interrupted by the police.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:55 PM
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the vampires realize that its daytime... and casually dive into the sewers.
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:49 PM
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In the sewers, the vampires look for more prey, but only find rats. Hungry as hell, they start chowing down on the rats, even eating some of them whole. But, soon, some of the rats become vampires, vamprats, and stalk the night (or in this case, the day).
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