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Old 03-12-2005, 08:33 PM
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hmmm....should I be insulted....this is my wife.

isn't that the guy from the ''bitter beer'' commercials?
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Old 03-12-2005, 08:40 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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Old 03-12-2005, 08:52 PM
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Go Pack Go!!!
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Old 03-12-2005, 09:03 PM
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Go Pack Go!!!
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Old 03-12-2005, 09:25 PM
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Old 03-12-2005, 11:40 PM
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Re: Re: bored

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hmmm....should I be insulted....this is my wife.
she gets around huh?
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Old 03-13-2005, 12:02 PM
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Re: Re: bored

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hmmm....should I be insulted....this is my wife.
I don't know? Do you think your wife is ugly?:p
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Old 03-13-2005, 01:26 PM
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Go Pack Go!!!
Boooooo......

GO BEARS!!!!:D :) :p
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Old 03-13-2005, 05:56 PM
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Boooooo......

GO BEARS!!!!:D :) :p
there's nobody on that team that's in the same vicinity of Favre.
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