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Old 02-08-2004, 01:42 PM
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Hamlet Vs. Jason

Wouldn't it just be an honor to witness the most powerful warrior in literiture and the most powerful warrior in comic books fight together? Jason would probably win but... I'd like to see Steven Seagal direct it. What do you think of this face-off?
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:46 PM
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Oh yeah

Sam the egg is probably going to critisize me somehow, because he is 40 year old loser who browses this forum 24-7 and critisizes anyone in any possible way.
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:20 PM
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:52 PM
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racist

That was racist
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Old 02-08-2004, 04:39 PM
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fuck you

Btw, you were off by 23 years
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Old 02-08-2004, 04:57 PM
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Re: racist

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That was racist
Lick my ass bitch.
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Old 02-09-2004, 11:00 AM
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no

what ass
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I used to not mind Vs. threads but this is just getting fucking ridiculous. :(

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Old 02-10-2004, 07:40 AM
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Re: Hamlet Vs. Jason

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Wouldn't it just be an honor to witness the most powerful warrior in literiture and the most powerful warrior in comic books fight together? Jason would probably win but... I'd like to see Steven Seagal direct it. What do you think of this face-off?
I actually liked this idea (except the Segal bit!), it would never happen but funny as all hell!
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Old 02-10-2004, 12:30 PM
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it sounds like a rejected Troma idea.
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