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05-28-2006, 04:26 AM
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The Item
Has anyone seen "The Item"? What did you think of it?
Personally loved it and own it. But that's because I like creepy penis-looking alien creatures. I guess. 
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05-30-2006, 12:21 AM
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Re: The Item
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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06-07-2006, 09:23 AM
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You know what? I've owned 'The Item' for around 8 months. I got it for $1 at a yard sale, and I have yet to watch it. I keep buying too damn many other movies that I need to watch first. Fuck it, I'll watch it tonight and let you know what I think.
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That was cheesy as all hell. I loved the fact that they didn't try to take themselves seriously, and they actually got quite a few laughs out of me. The amazing thing was, there were points when the dialogue was really good. The acting wasn't bad, either. That creature had to be one of the cheesiest looking things I've ever seen. Like I said, I paid $1, and I got my dollars worth & more. Hell, I might even watch it again one of these days.
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06-09-2006, 09:28 PM
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Sounds like some wicked B-movie,now I gotta check it out.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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06-10-2006, 03:30 AM
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I saw this on IFC a few years back. I remember thinking that it had a decent set up, but kinda fell apart in the execution.
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And no matter what I say I cannot resist or betray it. No one could do so because there is no one here. There is only this body, this shadow, this darkness.
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06-12-2006, 07:01 AM
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Worst movie I've ever seen.
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