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View Poll Results: Do you think Zombie Porn is wrong ?
Piss off I'm masturbating to Zombie Porn at the mo 4 33.33%
Poor Zombies ! Let's release a load of horny Zombies into the wild 3 25.00%
I don't think : I'm a Zombie . 0 0%
I don't think I'm a Zombie ! 5 41.67%
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:49 AM
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Thumbs down Yeah it was the spelling that confused me

Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?

It depends on the intention of the writer .

I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .

But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:05 AM
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Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?

It depends on the intention of the writer .

I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .

But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck
Don't be so damn uptight. Does it matter if some people don't like your thread? I'd like to see you stick around but you'll need a second coat of skin if it's to be thick enough to get along here.
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:31 AM
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Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !
Hmmmmm.....everybody here who has won the "funniest member" award here at HDC for two years in a row, please raise your hand.................well......I don't see any hands raised....and I'm typing with one hand....why you ask.....thats right!


so its a joke you want


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:33 AM
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:34 AM
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:35 AM
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gotta love "cut & paste":D
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Old 01-20-2008, 11:54 AM
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Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?
If you're arguing semantics, then no, but if you start the thread, then yes.

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It depends on the intention of the writer .
I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .
Your intention was to sound clever, and you're NOT!!!
And yes, we definitly disagree.

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But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck
Why would I waste my time writing a paragraph over you? You're just a smart ass nOOb that loves gay Zombie porn. :rolleyes:
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We are VERY serious here on this forum.....no place for laughter.

if its "yuks" you want....go to ....um........haha.com...or something funny like that....I don't know.....maybe giggle.com......how about funny.com....yeah........thats the one.

Really ? What, you're all Goths and Emo's here are you ? Will a smile crack your make-up ?

MOST movies have a comedic moment now and again ... from the funny one-liner to zany satire there is LOTS of room for comedy !!!

Horror is the same as any other genre ... it's just a little more extreme than some .

And you can use a movie or story to put across bigger points than you could in a convoluted script . Through analogy, satire, imagery etc

Night of the Living Dead - deals with issues of civil unrest, ineptitude of army, ie social commentary .
Dawn of the Dead - Compares zombies with mindless consumers in shopping malls.
Scream - knowing in-jokes about the slasher genre
Texas Chainsaw Massace - touches subject of human meat . Abbattoir to cannibalism not such a big jump (?)

Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !
Hmmmm. Please elaborate for me, the concept of sarcasm making somebody a goth/emo. You need to loosen up. Newb was just being himself and making a joke. He was being sarcastic. And look, when you've made a thread on a forum that's getting negative replies and you're a noob, you don't go around insulting regular posters and being are smart arse. I might as well clear up a few things for you.

- Threads like this don't go in the new members lounge. They go in the General forum. The word general kinda gives it away as a place where the stuff that doesn't fit in anywhere else goes.

- Noobs don't insult Vet Posters and act like they are better than anyone else.

- Threads can be stupid, as you have proved.


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Old 01-20-2008, 01:12 PM
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Thumbs down Ha ha nice one, Newb

If you think my intention was to sound clever, then you are wrong, ElDildo,
my intention was market research.
I intend to make zombie porn.
OK I let the cat out of the bag.
But first I put the bag in the box with Schroedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog, and let them fight it out.
There is an equation that determines the results......

I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing .
Methinks there is a market .

SC1 : Int

MARY is having a shower . The doorbell rings .She gets out, puts on skilpy dressing gown. She goes to the front door.

MARY : Hello ?

ZOMBIE REPAIRMAN : Pussy !

MARY : Is that the TV repairman ?

She opens the door . Sees Zombie and slams door in his face .

MARY : I'm not letting you in ! You're a Zombie - you'll eat my brains !

ZOMBIE : No I won't ...

MARY : You don't eat brains ? What do you eat ?

ZOMBIE : PUSSY !!!!!

MARY : Oh .... come in . You want me to put relish on it ?
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Old 01-20-2008, 03:52 PM
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Nor sure if this sickfish is a regular under an assumed name or just a newbie......but a good sense of humor is always welcome here.
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