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Old 02-12-2006, 06:08 PM
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a random *returning space probe* hits in a cornfield.
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:11 PM
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A hillbilly comes out and aboards the ship. He gets an anla probe and returns to Earth. The next day, the news comes over and interviews the hillbilly. All of a sudden, the *returning space probe* returns again.
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:12 PM
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a hick in a big truck smacks into the probe and blows up 1/3rd of the planet.
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:14 PM
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Then, the Predator aboards the ship and starts kicking the alien's ass!
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:30 PM
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predator spontaneously combusts because i hate him, and he can never come back forever, and the aliens invade earth.
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Old 02-13-2006, 03:35 AM
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By this time a loose alliance between llama's, hockey masked killers and vamprats has formed. On seeing the aliens intent to subjugate earth they decide to take the battle to them by hijacking a NASA shuttle and destroying the aliens on their own turf.
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Old 02-13-2006, 06:40 AM
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Unfortunately, the alien home world is in another sector of the galaxy altogether. By the time the coalition returns victoriously from their campaign, the earth has changed in unimaginable ways...
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Old 02-13-2006, 03:12 PM
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50 percent of earths population is now GAY! the vamprats are horrified.
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Old 02-13-2006, 03:28 PM
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wow

Is 50 percent of the world's population really gay?
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:04 PM
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i dont think so. i really hope not. but thats what the aliens did to the planet... finish the story.
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