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07-23-2004, 08:46 AM
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The worst and best way to die?
What would be the worst and best way to die for you personally?
Worst- Suffocation. I used to have asthma, and now I am SO afraid of suffocating to death it's absurd. Best- Shotgun to the head. Quick. Painless. Though I feel sorry for the person who finds me and the person that has to clean me up.
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07-23-2004, 08:52 AM
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Best - Peacefully, in my sleep following sex with Swedish triplets.
Worst - I've always had a fear of being a car that went over a bridge into a river and then being unable to get out. So I guess that would suck pretty bad to be stuck in your seatbelt as the car slowly fills up with water as it sinks to the bottom of the river and you just know you're fucked the whole time.
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07-23-2004, 09:53 AM
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Best: Shot in my sleep. Never see it coming. Okay, so i hate to think of this ever happenein, and i would rather nopt die altogether but, its an answer.
Worst: Covered in honey and stuck ina room full of thousands of wasps, bees, ants and spiders, with aggression pheremones being blown in every so often.... i think i once suggested this as fitting punishment for pedophiles :)
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07-23-2004, 09:57 AM
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Best- Slipping away in your sleep. Hopefully dreaming of something nice.
Worst- Slowly suffocaring while periodically being burned with a blowtorch.
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07-23-2004, 10:02 AM
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You know what? I think John Wayne Gacy's victims got it the worst... He bumfucked them while strangling them. He would get them to just almost dead, then revive them and start all over.
and he claimed he didnt know where the bodies came from.
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07-23-2004, 10:03 AM
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Best: during sex those two hot girls across the street.
Worst: forced to watch Education Televison for children till dead. Or for me, being hanged. I was hung once. I do it a lot to scare people. But it doesn't snap my neck. Strong neck muscels perhaps? I have to hang like forever till finally my oxygen supply is gone I don't want to die bored from waiting to die. Unless there are bricks tied to my feet and I am dropped from high above, my neck wont snap. Great for if I join a Mafia and the enemy hangs me. Act dead. Then when they are gone, BOO!
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07-23-2004, 10:06 AM
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I think these days they just shoot you and your freinds and family. Nothing too creative any more.
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07-23-2004, 10:36 AM
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all of the above:rolleyes:
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07-23-2004, 10:37 AM
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worst-being devoured by zombies
best-thrown onto a tree and then turned into paper and have an episode of simpsons ritten on me
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07-23-2004, 02:39 PM
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Worst: Being slowly eaten alive from toe to head by an anaconda. I mean, it swallows your ass whole, then you have sit in its digestive juices until you die. That's gotta suck.
Best: I agree with Orangestar. Slipping off in your sleep after living to a rip old age.
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