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Old 09-30-2008, 03:17 AM
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To The Most Beautiful Woman In The World...

A very Happy Birthday, Monica Bellucci.

















All of 44 years old today, yet your beauty stays eternal and timeless as ever. Have a wonderful birthday.


(I hope Z pops in to see this...)
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:27 AM
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I'd bang her
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Old 09-30-2008, 04:22 AM
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Meh, my wife is hotter. :)
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:52 AM
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She is indeed a lovely piece of equipment.

Happy B-day.
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Old 09-30-2008, 06:06 AM
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I'd bang her
If they'd give you some viagra that is. :)


And yes, she is hot. And I would love to give her a birthday spanking.

Happy Birthday.
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Old 09-30-2008, 06:26 AM
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let me know when it's rihanna's birthday, thats some hardware i'd love getting my hands on.
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Old 09-30-2008, 06:52 AM
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Old 09-30-2008, 07:03 AM
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well ... she's ok ... but she's no Beatrice Dalle
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Old 09-30-2008, 07:43 AM
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let me know when it's rihanna's birthday, thats some hardware i'd love getting my hands on.
I'd bet really good money that she used to be a man.
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:02 AM
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I'd be really good money that she used to be a man.
why? :confused:
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