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Last day of school this year, me and one of my frierds bought dowls and McDonalds cups, put the cups on the dowels, and ran around screaming. We scared some tourists:)
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A couple of years ago, in my local Pub there was a group of about 15 of us at two different tabels an isle apart getting shit faced as usual. We began playing "Condom Vollyball" across the two tables (which is fun...when your drunk anyway). One of their return shots was headed for the point zone and I had to dive for it to block the point. I dove completely from my chair, landing my left side just perfectly into the side rail of the chair next to me...
breaking three of my ribs! By the way, I kept them from scoring and didn't spill my beer! Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for your team mates! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! What fun. Oh...and I haven't played the game since. :D
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thats just sad considering that I actually know a Mike Hunt and Dick Hacker. wow. poor bastards. :D Everything aside, my funny is yesterday my friend pissed me off so while she was drinking a can of soda, I said penis, and it came out of her nose. lol. mess w/ me bitches. Thats just yesterday, imagine my whole life. not the funniest, but the first one I thought of... *maniacle laughter*
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This one time i was walking through the old folks home and this one lady who i think was semi crazy bumped into me with her walker and mumbled something...but to get the point i had to shank her in the neck! I found it pretty funny, but the cops thought otherwise
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I went with a few friends to a frat party (guh), and my best friend's girlfriend (who's an idiot asshole) threw a beer can at some guy's head when he wasn't looking (she was drunk). Nobody knew who threw it, and all these frat guys were going apeshit tryin' to figure it out.
So I cleared my throat, took a step to the side, and pointed right at her. They chased her and my buddy out of the house, and the rest of us got to drink the night away.
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Well...I can't think of anything REALLY funny...But, I have one that's 'kinda' funny......
I was going to Media Play so my sister asked me to pick up a Rabbit Reader Computer Program for her 4 year-old daughter...She said, "Keep the receit because I need it for a $5 rebate"...So, I took her the receit and the Rabbit Reader...She looks at the receit and says..."*sigh* I can't send this in for a rebate to a preschool computer program company"...I asked, "Why not?"...She replied, "Sissy...This receit says 'Rabbit Reader, Gates Of Hell, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre"....lol... So WHAT?!.....Damn, she's such a prude...lol
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