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Happy Birthday
You all like your rock & roll. Well its no secret that if it wasn't for the blues....there would be NO ROCK.
Happy Birthday to one of the pioneer's of the blues.....B.B. King is 80 today. |
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Happy 80th Birthday B.B. King.:)
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Did they ever find him?
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So for B.B. King's birthday, his wife decided to do something special. So she went to a tattoo artist and said, "I want a B on one buttcheek and a B on the other buttcheek." So the tattoo artist does it and she goes home and waits for her husband.
B.B. comes home and his wife says, "I have your present, wanna see it?" B.B. agrees, and his wife stands up, pulls her pants down and bends over, showing the tattoo. B.B. looks at it for a moment and says, "Hey, that's great... but who's BOB?"
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(too bad I'm not blonde,I could have totally gotten away with that) |
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Finally found my Ingrid Pitt look alike in Dallas :) The Termin00ber!!!!!!!!!! :cool: |
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Happy Birthday to Mickey Rourke, he turns 49. Great actor and smokes more then a chimney
Happy Birthday to Jennifer Tilly, She turns 47 ! But her tits look 20... Last edited by Deposable; 09-16-2005 at 08:21 PM. |
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Wow BB's 80? I always dug Muddy Waters more but BB did some great stuff.
Jennifer Tilly's awesome! Damn pretty lady. .....big Mickey Rourke fan too and its his birthday? Damn fine excuse to get drunk tonight :) |
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