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Hi All - I'm New!
Just a quick note to say hi to everyone. I'm completely new to horror films, but I've fallen in love with the genre, I just want to watch it all day long (do I have a problem?) I now spend my days scouring the net look for new films that I can add to my growing collection.
Anybody know any new indie films coming out? I've just pre ordered one called Hannah House which I saw in the Darkside magazine, I got it from official UK site, I thought the trailer looked cool as hell! Anyone got any recommendations for me? Oh yeh, if you're interested go here www.hannahhousethemovie.co.uk 
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02-11-2006, 05:03 AM
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Yup folks...as you can see here, even though it's wearing a cheap suit, it's still definately spam.
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02-11-2006, 09:26 AM
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"Who had the roast beef?"
"Ah, that would be me. Thank you." "Aaaand, the spam? Who ordered the spam?" .... "No one ordered spam." "Ah, I see. Well I'll just put it right here on the table anyway." "No, we don't want it. Take it back, please." "Mmm, spam it is. Delicious spam. Here you are, enjoy." "Waiter, you're upsetting my wife."
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god -who would've thought IA could be funny??
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02-11-2006, 12:24 PM
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Re: Hi All - I'm New!
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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02-11-2006, 03:12 PM
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Re: Hi All - I'm New!
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02-11-2006, 03:13 PM
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Re: Re: Hi All - I'm New!
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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02-11-2006, 09:05 PM
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Damn spammers! :mad:
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