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Shit man that SUCKS!!
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thats a pretty fucked up story hay your name is way simmilar to mine lol just thought i should make a note of it
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I read this in the paper today... Totally fucked up!
The cops were the ones who woke him up the next morning. Still in his blood soaked clothes!!!!!! Fucked up story.
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Holy shit!!!!Where have you been?:) :) :) |
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wow
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My old man was killed in a car wreck when I was 5 years old, SOB was drunk hit a viaduct wall at well over 100. Killed him and his passenger instantly.
Of course I didnt learn, when I had problems I wrecked my own car and crashed my Harley twice. Thank the Gods I never killed anyone and believe me I dont do it anymore.
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Prediction from the Almighty Vod:
This "Decapitation" story will be an urban legend inunder a year, with 4 or 5 variations...
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And we'll all know it's true.
And you heard it here first! :D |
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You sound like Kurt Loder :)
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