Worst "horror" movie you've seen

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by urgeok
i did .. it is oscar material compared to 'a night to dismember'

let me explain a little :


the film was made by a female soft porn director back in the day.

the film is narrated as if it is a true crime story. the only little bit of dialogue is looped in by different actors giving it the look of a poorly dubbed foreign film.

the lighting is so dark you cant see anything thats happening. (this is the DVD .. not some old worn VHS)

the 'gore' looks like something i could do given 5 minutes notice and nothing but the contents of my fridge.

there is no story, there are no actors, there is no action ...

its 100% pure shit that some people have elevated to cult status for some god unknown reason.

its hands down the worst piece of shit ever commited to any medium..

everything mentioned so far is fucking brilliant compared to the movie i'm talking about.

This is what Netflix has to say about it:

Vickie Kent (played by sexy Samantha Fox) is a suspected murderer -- so, of course, she's released from an insane asylum and returns home. But the burning question is: Has Vickie been completely cured of her insanities? The rising body count would tend to discount that hopeful theory. Doris Wishman directs this cult horror classic that packs as much décolletage as flinty shocks. The title says it all … a fun thrill-ride all the way.

[Posher778]

Horrorween is the worst i've ever heard of.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hammerfan
Doris Wishman directs this cult horror classic that packs as much décolletage as flinty shocks. The title says it all … a fun thrill-ride all the way.

dear god help us...


samantha fox was a cute little porn actress in her time .. but she could have been played by a guy in a gorilla suit for all you could see of her. (like i said - it's dark)

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by urgeok
dear god help us...


samantha fox was a cute little porn actress in her time .. but she could have been played by a guy in a gorilla suit for all you could see of her. (like i said - it's dark)

You know I had to torture you with that synopsis! :D

[urgeok]

well, i guess they arent going to give a negative critique to the films they're trying to rent :)

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by urgeok
well, i guess they arent going to give a negative critique to the films they're trying to rent :)

Actually, I have read a couple, but can't remember what movies.

[filmmaker2]

I've seen "A Night to Dismember".

It's a REAL piece of fuckin' CRAP. It doesn't even qualify as watchable. In all fairness, supposedly there was some kind of lab accident and they lost most of their footage but were contractually obligated to deliver something, so they put it together with what little footage was left. If you see the film, this story is not difficult to believe. I did enjoy it for whatever it was, though, because it's one of those movies that's so messed up that you actually feel sorry for it.

[The Flayed One]

Boo has to be up there.

[makemebad]

I have not seen a night to dismember so I couldn't say if it worse then the one I am about to mention


Motor Home Massacre has to be the worse horror movie I seen. There are so many mess ups its crazy.

For instance a guy is wearing a button shirt outside and walks in his motorhome. When he is in there he has a vest and tie on. He walks right back out and the vest and tie are gone. (This is because they filmed it in different days)

The acting is very horrid

A huge knife comes out of no where and kills a guy. The girl then says stop playin! and the guy is bleeding like crazy and you can see the weapon is deep in his skin. Stupid




I have seen a a lot of B horrors and so far this takes the cake

[Posher778]

Originally posted by mufc_lad
Has anyone seen Return to the Cabin by the Lake? Look, even the title is stupid :p

I liked it.