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04-28-2005, 03:56 PM
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REAL Zombies In Cambodia (Story Stolen From Shanks ;))
*******THIS STORY IS A HOAX...Debunked By MurderDoll*******
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'su Cambodian troops moved into Quan'su after Malaria victims attack populace. There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
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Or...Maybe not...lol
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Nope, it's fake. Wish it were true though.
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04-28-2005, 05:29 PM
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04-28-2005, 05:30 PM
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I just went by 1)I couldn't find the link to the story on the BBC website 2) it was in the wrong section 3) Couldn't find any stories remotely like it on BBC.
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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once again i am prepared
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IF this is true...and I don't care to comment on whether I think it is or not, because the inprobable/impossible is only that way until something proves otherwise....
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