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I once lived in this red neck area and a family, who wasn't white decided to make a life there in the middle of theodor. Anyhow, they didn't even make it a week. The whole family was slaughterd by an entire trailor park. Their bodys where all over the place. No body was evre convicted because it was the ENTIRE park that killed them.
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this one time I went to montreal and like all the canadians listened to acdc. for some reason I was imaging a oteph nation.
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AC/DC owns.:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Re: Re: Wanna hear some REAL horror?
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1992 Weirton, West Virginia Sandra Busick was the elderly ladies name Scott Kenneth Keith *never trust anyone with 3 first names* was the murderer. For any old school wrestling fans out there, if you remember back in early WWF days there was a wrestler *former weirton police officer* named Nick *The Bully* Busick, the woman who was murdered was his aunt.
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I have to say that I drink your bloods story has to be utter bullshit. Reminds me of kids in elementary school with stories like "See this scar? Last summer, before i lived here, i fell off my bike and got my hand cut off by a passing car. the doctors sewed it back on. They took my tonsils out then too, and i got to eat nothing but ice cream. All i have is this scar now."
You dont have to fit in, kid. The old saying goes, if it look slike a duck and sounds like a duck, you are probably full of shit so let it go.
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Im usually much more polite, but i am tired, so my bullshit tolerance is non-existant. Fake stories usually include mundane details that arent important, while completely lacking important ones. the whole "i witnessed a violent crime and stole themurder weapon asa trophy, but didnt tell anyone until now" thing is a pure 11 year old cry for attention.
There is no way a kid that age would witness such a thing and then be laid back enough to just waltz out and pick up the knife... plus, SOMEONE would have called the cops.
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