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there is so much cgi in the matrix reloaded and revolutions that they could proly get away with showing it on cartoon network
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That's the only reason why Keanu was in the movies, because of Bill and Ted. That's all he was known for.
Now he'll be known for bullet-time. What a jack off. And I thought the Animatrix was equally as shitty. The movies are supposed to go along with the movies story lines. Um, no. The only one I could see going along with the movie is that first one with the chick and black dude fighting. Matrix is nothing more than a trend. |
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He's such a bad actor it's unbelievable, goes to show that any lucky asshole can make it in hollywood. |
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keanu reeves is a fart kmocker
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And you would think he'd change his tone of voice for at least 3 seconds. But he insists on keeping that boring mono-tone voice. Now if I was Neo, it would be something like this.... "Why am I here?" "Because you chose to be." "Well no shit sherlock, but there has to be a reason, now tell me bitch." "You know the reason." "Obviously not. I wouldn't be asking your black ass if I knew. For someone who's all fuckin high and mighty on the food chain, you sure don't act very intelligent." *Kicks the old bitch in the chest, does various back flips for no apparent reason, then elbow drops the retarded bitch* "You're my bitch now, remember that." Yup, I would've made The Matrix so much better. |
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lol the evismatrix coming this fall
the one, evis hacks in to the matrix, saves ziaon and saves the girl all while ass fucking mr smith in the process rated R |
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