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Old 08-16-2005, 09:20 AM
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Oh and you should see the collection the video-sucking media vampire whore has, too. Easily five times as many movies as I have.

Now that i think about it, it's kinda funny. He still needs MORE! He's a raving movie maniac!!
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Old 08-16-2005, 10:04 AM
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Old 08-16-2005, 10:18 AM
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Oh and you should see the collection the video-sucking media vampire whore has, too. Easily five times as many movies as I have.

Now that i think about it, it's kinda funny. He still needs MORE! He's a raving movie maniac!!
Go to his house, knock on the door, when it opens barge your way in without waiting for a greeting or welcome smile, make head-way for his DVD shelves, then stand browsing all the sleves with one hand rubbing your chin and the other on your hip, whilst making "hmmm" and "ahhh" noises, like a weird guy down the library. Ignore any conversation with the guy, and don't be disturbed buy his groans of concern. Then pick at least 10 DVDs off of the shelves and place them one by one in a pile on a table.... then walk out of the video-sucking media vampire whore's house, whith the chosen DVDs under your arm, without acknowledging his curious complaints and head straight for home.

That will get the message across, that you aint no Library establishment.
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Old 08-16-2005, 10:27 AM
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Or just walk in and randomly start pullin' dvd's off the shelf, opening em' and tossing the dvds on the ground.

Then when he asks what the fuck is wrong with you, you turn around and punch him right in the face like, 7 times.
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:43 PM
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Or just walk in and randomly start pullin' dvd's off the shelf, opening em' and tossing the dvds on the ground.

Then when he asks what the fuck is wrong with you, you turn around and punch him right in the face like, 7 times.
That's whacko!

But yeah...he DOES in fact go over to the shelf and stand there saying "hmmmm!" and "ahhhh!" and acting totally vulture-like...you can hear him thinking "What can I take away from here? I don't have to pay for even renting these...hmmmm...yeahhhh..." He looks like a mosquito getting all ready to do some juice-sucking.

it's weird...it's like he didn't hear what I said the last ten times...

In the big picture of things, this is a very small problem, and we should be thankful that we can consider this an annoyance. The more I think about it, the more I think it's kind of funny. We're a bunch of video maniacs, and this fellow really has it bad!
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:52 PM
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i hate lending movies - HATE it !

i used to a long time ago when it was tapes and you'd always get these assholes that wouldnt return them .. their friends would borror them or lose them..

once i had 3 rare movies on a beta tape returned .. with 4.5 hours of soaps taped over top.


so i said fuck it - no more.

the ultimate insult are the guys who look at you like you're crazy for having all the movies .. go at you for spending - wasting - all that money ... then ask if they can borrow them ..

'go fuck yourself' is the only reasonable reply to that
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:54 PM
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We're a bunch of video maniacs, and this fellow really has it bad!
That's true, I'm sure most people wouldn't even think twice about it.

But of course, there's something wrong with all of us. That's why we're here.:D
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:59 PM
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Point taken. We are all a little....whacky.

But I own HOUSE OF THE DEAD because I wanna watch it whenever I feel like it...it makes me feel good to think, "Hey! I can watch HOUSE OF THE DEAD right NOW if I want! I don't have to watch it...but knowing that I can, is, AWWWWWESOME."
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:00 PM
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Just knowing that Zombi 5: Killing Birds is sitting on my media rack makes me all tingly.
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Old 08-16-2005, 03:10 PM
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I don't lend out movies to anyone either...I'm insanely particular about keeping my dvd's in good condition...the disks, the cases...what have you ;)

It annoys the hell out of me when I rent a dvd and I see scratches/fingerprints all over the disk...I just don't understand what's so hard about picking up a disk and putting it into the player. Why do people feel the need to put their grubby hands all over them? ;)
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