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Old 03-22-2009, 11:38 AM
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Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980)

Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307105/


DVD Description: Long Island's finest are baffled by a series of gruesome murders, and it seems only Inspector Cameron has a shot at solving the sanguine riddle that leads to a shocking secret. Seems that local youngsters are being harvested for their flesh by a hidden society of Long Island neighbors who view the meat as, well, a delicacy. Features the coolest chainsaw duel this side of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

STORY: 2 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 0 out of 5 (Horrible)

VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5

BLOOD: 5 out of 5

GORE: 4 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5 (intestines messes it up)

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: Real Boring, Acting is horrendous, Killings are bad, but kinda make you laugh. Lots of low budget gore.

OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5
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Old 03-23-2009, 02:10 AM
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Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307105/


DVD Description: Long Island's finest are baffled by a series of gruesome murders, and it seems only Inspector Cameron has a shot at solving the sanguine riddle that leads to a shocking secret. Seems that local youngsters are being harvested for their flesh by a hidden society of Long Island neighbors who view the meat as, well, a delicacy. Features the coolest chainsaw duel this side of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

STORY: 2 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 0 out of 5 (Horrible)

VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5

BLOOD: 5 out of 5

GORE: 4 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5 (intestines messes it up)

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: Real Boring, Acting is horrendous, Killings are bad, but kinda make you laugh. Lots of low budget gore.

OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5
Aw, C'mon this movie is great fun!
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Old 04-09-2009, 08:29 AM
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Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382943/

DVD Description: Haunted by memories of murder at Camp Arawak, Ronnie (Paul DeAngelo), the new co-owner of Camp Manabe, is looking forward to an uneventful summer. But when campers begin to disappear one by one, Ronnie can't help but suspect that a killer is loose on the grounds.

STORY: 1 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 1 out of 5 (Horrible)

VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5 (Lots of Killing)

BLOOD: 2 out of 5

GORE: 1 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 1 out of 5

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: This was just plain bad. The main character is just annoying with his constant whining.

OVERALL SCORE: 0 out of 5 (Don't Waste your time)
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Old 04-20-2009, 04:59 PM
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Bled (2009)

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DVD Description: After trying a drug given to her by a mysterious foreigner (Jonathan Oldham), young artist Sai (Sarah Farooqui) enters a dreamlike space and develops a thirst for blood. As Sai's cravings grow, she unwittingly attracts a dimensional vampire trying to cross over into the real world. A horror film full of blood and lust, Bled co-stars Alex Petrovitch, Chris Ivan Cevic, Michele Morrow and Ivan L. Moody.

STORY: 2 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 1 out of 5

BLOOD: 1 out of 5

GORE: 0 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 2 out of 5

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: It keep me interested for a while, then the same thing happened over & over. Took about 45 min to get a lil interesting. This is more of a demon movie then vampire, how the thing looked.

OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5 (Find something better)
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:43 PM
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House(2008)

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DVD Description: Trying to recover from the nearly marriage-breaking stress following the death of their child, Jack (Reynaldo Rosales) and Stephanie (Heidi Dippold) spontaneously take off on a road trip. But when their car breaks down in a remote area, they find themselves in a horrific nightmare. Seeking shelter in a house, they soon realize that more danger lurks inside than outside in this spine-chiller based on Ted Dekker and Frank Peretti's best-seller.

STORY: 2 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 1 out of 5

BLOOD: 1 out of 5

GORE: 0 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: If you looking for a one time watch, this should keep you interested. Just another Ghost Story. Dont run out and buy.

OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5
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Alien Raiders (2008)


DVD Description: With guns blazing, furious assailants besiege a small-town supermarket, killing several employees and shoppers and taking others hostage. But the real horror begins when the survivors realize that something even more sinister lurks in the aisles. As police barricade the perimeter, an anxious standoff reveals the shocking truth.

STORY: 3 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5

BLOOD: 2 out of 5

GORE: 0 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: This was a good direct to dvd movie. You won't be dissapointed. Check it out

OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5

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Old 05-03-2009, 02:05 AM
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Whats the 'Love Rating' of Alien Raiders ?

Why won't you review TUMBLING DOLL OF FLESH for me.
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Old 05-03-2009, 11:03 AM
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Alien Raiders (2008)



DVD Description: With guns blazing, furious assailants besiege a small-town supermarket, killing several employees and shoppers and taking others hostage. But the real horror begins when the survivors realize that something even more sinister lurks in the aisles. As police barricade the perimeter, an anxious standoff reveals the shocking truth.

STORY: 3 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5

BLOOD: 2 out of 5

GORE: 0 out of 5

Scare Factor: 0 out of 5

SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5

Sexual Content: NA

FINAL THOUGHTS: This was a good direct to dvd movie. You won't be dissapointed. Check it out

OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5

I was disappointed about it..

Started out nicely, but the small budget was too small and just became a big problem early on in the movie, forcing the director to slow down the story and blur the screen to hide the fact he had no money for any decent looking monster/alien.
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Old 05-03-2009, 01:16 PM
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Whats the 'Love Rating' of Alien Raiders ?

Why won't you review TUMBLING DOLL OF FLESH for me.
Love rating is sexual content
Also I cant find Tumbling Doll of Flesh
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