Movies you want to be made

[Baron Von Marlon]

A Rare Exports prequel.
I wanna see the evil Santa demon in action and kids being eaten.

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

I wanna see the evil Santa demon in action and kids being eaten.

And raped.

I'd like to see a kid getting a ferret showed up his ass. I can't be the only one.

WHO'S WITH ME?!!

[Disconser]

Originally Posted by Morningriser

I heard a while back this wwas going to happen but havent heard anything since.

i honestly dont see the point in doing a remake with the same people it doesnt make much sense. let someone else put their spin on it or just make a sequel.

I read somewhere that Barker said he'd make a different beginning. Plus now he'd have more money to make the movie. I don't really like the idea of a sequel considering that the latest sequels (with exception for Hellraiser: Revelations which I haven't seen) weren't really horror movies. Everything is fine as long as Mr. Barker is involved.

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

Nope. You can't improve upon perfection.

Indeed.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Originally Posted by Angra

And raped.

I'd like to see a kid getting a ferret showed up his ass. I can't be the only one.

WHO'S WITH ME?!!

Isn't child raping more of a religious than a demonic thing?

Priest: "Well I was doing an exorcism, I was telling the devil to get out of the boy, when the devil made the very good point that as a priest I have probably been inside more children than he has…. Touché, Satan."
-Frankie Boyle

[Disconser]

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

Isn't child raping more of a religious than a demonic thing?

Priest: "Well I was doing an exorcism, I was telling the devil to get out of the boy, when the devil made the very good point that as a priest I have probably been inside more children than he has…. Touché, Satan."
-Frankie Boyle

The picture in your signature looks like my reaction to yours and Angra's comment.

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

Isn't child raping more of a religious than a demonic thing?

Priest: "Well I was doing an exorcism, I was telling the devil to get out of the boy, when the devil made the very good point that as a priest I have probably been inside more children than he has…. Touché, Satan."
-Frankie Boyle

[Baron Von Marlon]

Now that we're on the subject of child molestation, this bit had me in tears.



And Angra, if you're still lacking entertainment, here's the link to a full show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtj3LKOyb8

I should start a stand-up comedy topic, but where would I put this?

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

Now that we're on the subject of child molestation, this bit had me in tears.



And Angra, if you're still lacking entertainment, here's the link to a full show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtj3LKOyb8

I should start a stand-up comedy topic, but where would I put this?

The general forum.

[Morningriser]

Horror
Dark Tower Series
Anne Rice approved Vampire Chronicles series
Werewolf Women Of The SS
Dario Argento Frankenstein film


Non Horror
A Tarantino Italian mafia film
Spiderman: Maximum Carnage
Death and Return Of Superman
Spawn reboot

[Roiffalo]

Originally Posted by Morningriser

Werewolf Women Of The SS

I saw of a book once that had to do with werewolves and nazis. Always thought it would make a fantastic movie, so I can get behind this idea. And of course werewolves so yeah duh.