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In fact, unlike Shark Night, the bodycount wasn't high enough concidering it had no likable characters whatsoever. They should all die. All of them.
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Cry Baby Lane (2000)
It was a TV movie that aired on a Halloween edition of SNICK, Nickelodeon's Saturday night block of tween programming. It was a children's horror movie, much like their hit show Are You Afraid of the Dark?, but there was just one little problem: it was way too scary for the age demographic that it was aimed at. So said thousands of parents, anyway, and they bombarded Nickelodeon with complaints about their airing of this vile material. Thus, Nickelodeon never aired it again, sealed it away in their vaults, and pretended that it never even existed. It was actually nothing but a simple & very average 80's feel like TV film for the kids that unnecessarily created lots of fuss at back then & remain as lost for the good until someone found it lately & posted on a site. >>: C The Lost (2006) >>: B
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I hated The Lost-hugely disappointing-probably my worst film of 2006 With probably the hamiest and most wooden acting I've seen in ages-you expect that in old turkeys not modern films.
Oh and phantomstranger thanks for your review of The Last Exercism I will give that a huge AVOID.
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Attack the Block:
Awesome movie. Probably the best movie I've seen all year. Seriously. The actors were great. The alien effects were understated, but worked perfectly. I can't really fund fault in this movie at all. Although I will say that Nick Frost really brought nothing to this film other than a "Oh hey! Look! It's that guy," kind of moment. But I guess they wanted at least one big name guy in the film to draw people in. Kinda too bad because the movie would hold up on its own quite well without him. Red State: This movie really should be titled "Red State (Or why Kevin Smith should stick to making comedies about sucking dick and fucking donkeys.) What a disappointment. Sure there are a ton of big name people in this. Big deal. The plot is boring, the movie doesn't feel the least bit fresh at all, and I really didn't care about a single character in the movie. A bad guy dies? Oh well. A good guy dies? *yawn* Plus it seemed like Smith was trying to pull a Tarantino by having some long, drawn out talking scenes. (He didn't pull it off.) Smith also tries to rip a page from Family Guy's schtick-book and have a few scenes of pure dead silence. (It was just as boring as when Family Guy does it so I guess he accomplished it.) In the end I was just glad the movie was over. |
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