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08-13-2005, 05:32 PM
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stop the world - I want to get off 
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08-13-2005, 10:51 PM
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 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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08-13-2005, 11:34 PM
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a baby seal walked into a club ... get it?
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender looks at the horse and says, "Hey why the long face?" yuck yuck yuck
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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08-14-2005, 09:55 AM
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Rayne- You aren't a moron. You're like the period before the Yin-Yang symbol...CHAOS.
STE- A jaunty? What a possitive attitude about that little monster that likes to ass rape us from time to time. Barbra- You are diabolical, but that's probably why we love you.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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08-14-2005, 01:10 PM
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A WASP-ish middle class family walks into a talent agency.
"We'd like to get a theater booking." says the dad. "What's your act?" asks Gregor the Talent Agent. "We go out and shit on the stage." "...what do you call your act...?" "The Aristocrats." Quote:
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=== WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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08-14-2005, 01:23 PM
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Complete with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder kits...unless it was pleasurable ironic situation because it either happened to someone else (very extremely funny) or worked in your favor (NIFTY!).
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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