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Old 09-09-2014, 12:14 AM
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jersey shore massacre

Saw this last night and really enjoyed it. don't know why it's being hated on that much. Decent gore and best fun i've had in ages. Would recommend it to all, and i usually hate horror comedies. Watch the vapid bimbos and douche jocks die the horrible deaths they all deserve!!!
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Old 09-09-2014, 02:23 AM
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Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972)

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In the 16th century, the ruthless and insane Don Lope de Aguirre leads a Spanish expedition in search of El Dorado.

One of those movies where not that much happens and it's more about the mood and the atmoshere. But well done.
Partially based on facts. The style of the movie influenced Apocalypse Now later on.

Some small bits with animal abuse though.
Nothing vicious or anything but still had me frowning a bit.
This was pretty good, but you're right-not much action. Seemed there was more action making it!
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Old 09-09-2014, 08:17 AM
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Beowulf -- 6.5/10; The action scenes were well constructed, but the unevenness of the animation quickly became a distraction.

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Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996)

Not big on comedy-horror but this was better than expected, if you can stand Dennis Miller. Recommended for vampire fans looking for a light-hearted spin on the genre...
It's odd that I find Dennis Miller generally annoying yet find his seeming self-parody hilarious. He was made for cheesy movies like Bordello. When the movie was released to theaters and he was doing the promotional rounds, he dismissed the film as a "tit flick" and discredited the horror genre.

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6.5/10
That wins for Most Unoriginal Title. I still want it.
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:50 AM
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7/10
What movie is this? The poster looks good.


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Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996)

Not big on comedy-horror but this was better than expected, if you can stand Dennis Miller. Recommended for vampire fans looking for a light-hearted spin on the genre...

I remember watching this years ago for the women in it. I don't remember the movie being good or scary at all.




See No Evil -

Seeing WWE/WWF at the opening should have made me stop watching. Why is a wrestling company making movies? I guess they are in the entertainment business. But still it doesn't make much sense to me. Unless wrestling these days is blatantly fake and for entertainment. Back in the 80s I always assumed it was as real as boxing.

Anyway, I thought I would watch it because a sequel is coming with both Katharine Isabelle and Danielle Harris. Plus the sequel is directed by the Soska sisters and even though I still haven't seen any of their movies they seem to have a bunch of horror fans.

Rachael Taylor is in See No Evil too so I thought why not put up with it. But it's bad. It's the kind of movie that you can tell people just looked at other horror movies and decided to make their own version that lacks originality. Even down to the twist and horror villain. And worse, they didn't understand why some horror movies are good and others bad. They even didn't get why many don't like the Friday the 13th movies. Because of the unlikeable teenagers. As in See No Evil the characters that go to this condemned hotel are all convicted felons. You don't care about any of these characters. Some even disappear for a while and you completely forget about them only to realize that they sadly aren't dead yet.

Usually when a movie is bad or out of curiosity I check out the director. I assumed this was a younger director that just threw stuff up on screen under the name of "Gregory Dark" for this movie. Turns out it's an older guy who's made a bunch of porn movies. See No Evil doesn't even have a good sex scene either. Only some make out scene that I almost forgot about. I had to think about the movie to remember it for this review.

So pass on this. I'll still watch the sequel because of those involved. But this original movie sucks and doesn't really deserve a sequel.
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:55 AM
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Its set at a party when strange phenomenon starts happening and there ends up being 2 of everyone at the party, i enjoyed it, worth a watch
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Old 09-09-2014, 11:06 AM
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Its set at a party when strange phenomenon starts happening and there ends up being 2 of everyone at the party, i enjoyed it, worth a watch
What's the title?
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Old 09-09-2014, 11:07 AM
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+1 or Plus One.

Its OK. I reviewed it before somewhere in here
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Old 09-09-2014, 02:42 PM
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A Darker Reality, 2008 7/10.[/B]

I saw this on YouTube and thought you might like it. I was too chicken to watch it!
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Old 09-09-2014, 05:18 PM
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

0/10

It's not cheesy enough to be so bad it's good, but it's not serious enough to be at least an entertaining action-fantasy flick. It's a really generic and boring "this is how the story REALLY is!" kind of movie. Should have been made-for-TV.
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Old 09-09-2014, 05:40 PM
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0/10

It's not cheesy enough to be so bad it's good, but it's not serious enough to be at least an entertaining action-fantasy flick. It's a really generic and boring "this is how the story REALLY is!" kind of movie. Should have been made-for-TV.
Totally agree. Hated that movie
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