If Michael Bay had written "The Dark Knight"

[Kemal]

If Michael "Transformers" Bay had written The Dark Knight:

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/sh...logPost:355506

[massacre man]

I've seen this a few times.

I like the part about the "hottest girl ever" who wears glasses because "she's also the smartest girl ever."

[newb]

I've just started my two week vacation and Batman is high on the list....and Hellboy2.

Thank god Michael Bay was not involved....he's ok for a lot of flash and bang....but NO substance.

[The Mothman]

Wow. that is SO bad. is that actually real?

*Edit*
read the rest. its obviously fake, but its funny.

[Vodstok]

The "hack the internet" part had me laughing pretty hard...

"okay, I like it. But which one of th einternets do we hack?"
"all of them"

Nice stab at Bush and equating michael bay with the grandaddy of morons.

[neverending]

The funniest thing about it are all the posters on that board who can't figure out if it's real or not.

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by neverending

The funniest thing about it are all the posters on that board who can't figure out if it's real or not.

no kidding. stupid people are funny :)

[Psycom5k]

"Both Batman and The Joker eject from their vehickles, shooting themselves into helicopters. Then they unleash even bigger missiles, which whizz past both of the helicopters, destroying the highway on the ground below. The action's not over yet though, because in the distance there are still five more highways and, on top of them, a bridge."

The funny thing is, I would not put it past Bay.

[ferretchucker]

Wow. That is some of the funniest shit ever. And it's probably what it'd be like.

"Like, the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see"

"Afterward, one more explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it."