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03-03-2006, 12:31 PM
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As tight as a mouse's ear
As dry as Gandi's flip-flop (usually said when thirsting for a pint)
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03-03-2006, 02:23 PM
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I like to say "I'm not gonna lie" a lot... actually I don't like to say it, I just usually do.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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03-03-2006, 04:57 PM
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he/she don't know their arse from their elbows...
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You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. ' Til one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere, and you've forgotton what shit even looks like. Welcome to the Layer Cake, son...
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03-03-2006, 06:08 PM
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- "You fuck the chicken, I'll number the feathers" (You do it, but i'll help)
-I'll fuck that goat, you raise the tail" (I'll take care of it, but you help me) - "I'll ram my fist down your throat, grab 'hold of your asshole, and turn you inside out!" -"I'll body slam you so hard, your soul will fall out!"
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Reality...who needs it!
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03-03-2006, 06:48 PM
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't min" - Dr. Seuss
You're welcome BR:p
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-03-2006, 11:25 PM
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"Useless as tits on boar hog"
"Well, slap me and call me silly" "Just for shits and giggles" "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!"
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 "There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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03-03-2006, 11:47 PM
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"Come hell or high water."
"There's no fool like an old fool." "Kick your ass/arse so hard you can wear it for a hat." "As dumb as the day is long." "You/he/she/they don't know rat shit from rice krispies." "What goes around comes around." "Happier than a mule eating huckleberries." "If assholes had wings this place would be an airport." "Same dog different fleas." "Jesus Christ on a crutch." "Does a bear shit in the woods."
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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03-04-2006, 05:24 AM
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Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick
Cold as a well diggers ass As hot as a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire- one of my dad's. I'm getting fehklempt Fuck you and the horse you road in on Get fucked! If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. Nervous as a long tailed/sore tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Rode hard and put away wet. (Describes bad luck) As funny as a fart in a diver's helmet. (Another one of my dad's).
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