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06-29-2005, 02:53 PM
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This HAS To Be The Most SHITTY Way To Peek At Naked Chicks....Disgusting...
Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet Albany, New Hampshire -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste. Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany. "You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department. Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole. Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him. "It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material." Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn. "He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey. Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there. "I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said. Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.
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lmao.
That poor guy! He must be a 45 year old virgin to be that desperate. Kinda like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons... "Worst. Outhouse. Ever."
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Well, I guess it all evens out.
He gets a peek, they get to poop on him.
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When I first came to this thread, I had no idea the title was to be taken so literally. It actually is the shittiest way to sneak a peek at some poon-tang.
I wonder if he was supposed to be meeting a buddy at 'That little shithole down the road'. Of course his buddy probabaly meant the dive bar right near the outhouse, but he shoulda spoken more clearly.
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I heard about this yesterday....
What a wonderful state i live in. A woman tried sacrificing her kid a few months ago, now people are shit diving yto get a look at some ass....
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this is not the 1st time i've heard a story like this ..
there was a guy (maybe in canada?) somilar situaltion a few years ago - everyone was talking about it .. the guy had on a raincoat - a see through umbrella - and he had his lunch in a lunchpail with him ..
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I can sort of "get" most fetishes, but this one has always been completely beyond me... Once urine and/or fecal matter enter the equation, i am done.
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I just got a heads up that 2:15 today will be the beginning of the end of the end for me. Then it is all gravy from there :)
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