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01-02-2007, 06:52 AM
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fav quote from movie
mine is I love lamp
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There are a hundred of these threads every year, and i always love them for some reason...
Spoon from Dog Slodiers: I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp... (Spits gum) 28 days later: A guy walks into a bar with a girraffe. he has a couple of drinks,t hen starts to leave without the girraffe. The bartender shouts "Oi! You can leave that lyin' there!" The man looks back and says "Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe." Snatch: Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger"? Because he dodges bullets, Avi...
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01-02-2007, 07:42 AM
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"We'll make Rock Ridge feel like a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!"
-Taggard, Blazing Saddles
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01-02-2007, 07:46 AM
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Blazing Saddles is classic quotes from beginning to end....
"The lepetomane throughway?! What will that asshole think of next?! Someone's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes..." "Are we awake?" "That depends... Are we.. Black?" "Yes we are." "Then we are awake... but very confused...."
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01-02-2007, 08:04 AM
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i love lamp
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01-02-2007, 08:11 AM
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You already said it. It isn't THAT great.
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None of this is real
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01-02-2007, 08:31 AM
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"You know my handcuffs? ... I picked them."
and "Lets not start sucking each others dicks yet."
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01-02-2007, 08:48 AM
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Quote:
Anything Harvey Keitel says in Pulp Fiction is gold. He's so slick in that movie.
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01-02-2007, 08:54 AM
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nothing tickles me as much as
"They're coming to get you Barbara" but a close second is Ed's classic " 'Sup, niggas" from Shaun of the Dead or "Yo Kruger...Pussaaaay" from Dream Warriors
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01-02-2007, 08:59 AM
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I was never a big return of the living dead fan buit i always get a big laugh out of "You mean the movie lied?!"
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