[massacre man]

*Back in the attic of the Manhattan Desert Bar and Grill, the reading of the book is shown on the TV, the zombies remain zombies but all of the wounds on Faustus heal and he awakens as a Deadite-rip off character, he leaves the attic and goes into the main room, he looks at the zombies that assume he is one of them, they ignore him. Faustus walks to Zwoti's car, the trunk is torn open and Novakru leaps out in deadite-like form, they approach Horrorobsessed*

Faustus: Come give ol' Doc a smooch.

*Horrorobsessed starts to run*

Novakru: Get back here, bitch!

*Novakru chases after her, she tackles her to the ground*

Novakru: Now listen, we don't want to hurt you, we just want your soul.

Horrorobsessed: Get off!

*Horrorobsessed manages to knock Novakru off of her, she gets up and runs to a nearby house, cut to inside the house, there are 2 guys inside the house, one is typing a script on the computer, he has a disturbed yet excited expression on his face, next to him is a young teenager holding a ferret*

Ferretchucker: Can I be in your movie?

Freak: ...

Ferretchucker: C'mon, I could be the evil scientist with a gun that shoots guns that shoots cages that shoots smaller cages that shoots ferrets!

Freak: ...

*Horrorobsessed runs inside the house, then into the closet, Freak and Ferretchucker sit perfectly still, confused by what just happened, Nova and Faustus enter the house*

Faustus: Where did she go?

Novakru: Give us your souls!

*The two continue to stare, Novakru slams Ferretchucker's head on the desk and then snaps his neck before stepping on the ferret, crushing it, Freak laughs, Faustus grabs his head and slams it into the computer monitor, after a few moments Ferretchucker, Freak, and the ferret stand back up, deaditeishafied, they all go to the closet, they open it and see Horrorobsessed smashed a hole into the wall*

Novakru: That bitch!

*Ferretchucker sticks his head through the hole and looks out, when he looks to his right, Horrorobsessed swings a machete and hacks his head off, he stops moving altogether*

Horrorobsessed: They die like people!

Novakru: GET HER!

*Horrorobsessed starts running again, only Freak and the ferret chase her, after they begin to catch up, Horrorobsessed turns and tosses the machete, it lands directly into Freak's chest, he hits the ground dead, she stands out in the open kicking at the ferret whenever it comes near her*

Horrorobsessed: Stop it!

*Horrorobsessed finally stomps on the ferret, killing it once again, she sits on the ground and puts her head between her knees when bright headlights shine on her, she lifts her head and Zwoti's car is charging for her, she rolls out of the way just in time, the car makes a sharp turn after sharp turn trying to get her until finally the car flips, Faustus is driving and Novakru is in the passenger seat, the airbags deploy, Novakru's neck is broken by it, but Faustus manages to get out, he starts to run toward Horrorobsessed when she starts running back toward Freak's body for the machete, she grabs it just as Faustus grabs her leg and flips her off, she rolls over and points the machete at him*

Horrorobsessed: Back off!

Faustus: Bitch, please!

*Faustus puts his hands on the machete blade and pulls it out of Horrorobsessed's hands, Horrorobsessed kicks his hand, which jams the machete into his stomach*

Faustus: Y... You bitch!

*Faustus pulls the machete out and falls to the ground, he swings it but misses, after a few failed attempts at hitting Horrorobsessed he dies, she looks over and sees the zombies coming toward her, a previously unseen car stops in front of her, the window rolls down, Posher is looking at her with a tired and exausted smile*

Posher: Ready to go to that wedding?

*Horrorobsessed's eyes widen, she gets in the car, Posher stares forward as he mows through all of the zombies then heads straight for the bar, he drives through it, and crashes right out of the back door, the bar collapses behind them on top of Zero and all of the remaining zombies inside*

Horrorobsessed: Thank you!

Posher: Wanna know something?

Horrorobsessed: What?

Posher: Breaking your neck after falling out of a window hurts.

Horrorobsessed: Wh... What?

*Posher hits the door locks, looks into Horrorobsessed's eyes, his face suddenly changes into a deadite face, he slams his foot onto the gas, the last thing heard is the car's engine roaring and Horrorobsessed screaming*