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*Murderdoll in the attic, placing the body against the wall, she jumps back when when Illdojo lights his lighter*
Murderdoll: Who the fuck are you?
*Illdojo is too preoccupied with his bong*
Murderdoll: I'm talking to you, asshole.
*Illdojo lifts his head, coughing*
Illdojo: Hey...
*Murderdoll sits next to him*
Murderdoll: Ya know, it's polite to share.
*She snatches the bong out of his hand*
Illdojo: Ya know, it's polite not to be a bitch.
*She pushes Illdojo over onto the ground and lights up his bong*
Illdojo: Bitch... So, what'd you up here?
Murderdoll: What the fuck do you think I brought up here? Are you retarded?
Illdojo: No, just making small talk and it's dark up here.
Murderdoll: It's a body.
Illdojo: WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY!?
Murderdoll: None of your fucking business, that's why.
Illdojo: It's a human being!
Murderdoll: I know that, I'm the one who killed him.
Illdojo: But... why?
Murderdoll: Didn't I already tell you "None of your fucking business"?
*Illdojo stands and hits something, it's a light for the attic, he turns it on and stares down at Murderdoll and doesn't say a word*
Murderdoll: Are you sure you aren't retarded?
Illdojo: I... I think.
Murderdoll: Shut up, I think there's someone in the bathroom.
Illdojo: Oh, ok.
Murderdoll: I said shut up.
Illdojo: Right, sorry.
Murderdoll: Stop talking!
*Illdojo stops talking, sits next to Murderdoll, after a moment he scoots closer and puts his hand on her knee and starts to run it up and down her leg, she sits still and glares at him until Dudeman and Posher leave the bathroom, after which she punches Dojo in the face*
Illdojo: You know, the last girl I hung out with was a lot less aggressive than you.
Murderdoll: You've dated a real girl before?
Illdojo: Yeah.
Murderdoll: You smell like weed and strawberries! To have sex with you the girl would have to be dead!
*Illdojo laughs*
Murderdoll: What the fuck are you laughing at?
Illdojo: When you hear the story you'll know why I think that was funny.
*Faustus starts to move, blood still dripping from his throat, making gargling sounds, Murderdoll and Illdojo quickly stand up*
Illdojo: I know that guy! He's a major asshole.
*Murderdoll picks up Dojo's bong, breaks it on the ground, gets on her hands and knees over Faustus and shoves it into his head*
Illdojo: NO!
*Dojo runs to them leans over Murderdoll, putting his hands on her chest, leaning on her ass, pulling her back, he pulls her back and they fall to the ground, Dojo still holds the same position laying on his back, Murderdoll wiggles her way out of his grip*
Murderdoll: What the fuck was that?
Illdojo: I was stopping you from uh... going crazy on the body.
Murderdoll: Why, he was dead anyway.
*Illdojo shrugs his shoulders, Murderdoll pushes him to the ground and sits back down, Dojo sits next to her again*
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