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Old 10-23-2008, 08:33 AM
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Opening credits role. It's night time and a light rain falls on the island. Fade to an image of the inn. Fade inside. A few people, including V, Pinkfloyd, Massacre Man and Alkytrio are in there. Chronogrl is at the bar while Hammerfan serves some customers.

Chronogrl: Fill your glass hun?

Massacre Man: (Drunkly) Fuck yeh.

She take his glass. V and Pinkfloyd are laughing.

V: So I says to him, I says, that's no wicked wench, book! That's my lunch!

Pinkfloyd: HA! Stop it, stop it, you're killing me!

V: I had a troll I was slaying once say that!

Pinkfloyd: HA!

Alkytrio leans over to Chrono.

Alkytrio: That guy's fitting in quite nicely.

Chronogrl: Yeh, and Pinky doesn't seem to mind him.

Massacre Man: 'nuva pind plesh.

Chronogrl looks at him for a moment, then looks at alkytrio.

Alkytrio: He said another pint please.

Chronogrl: Ah.

She goes to give him some, but they've run out.

Chronogrl: HAMMER!

Hammerfan had a plate of roast beef in her hands, but due to the sudden shock, it's now all over the floor. The "cat" starts eating it. A customer sees it, screams and makes it's fingers into a cross, before puking up onto the already messy floor.

Hammerfan: WHAT?!?!

Chronogrl: Get another barrel out. And be less clumsy next time. You scared Ripley.

Alkytrio: That thing isn't...right.

V: Ignore it.

Alkytrio: How can I? Look at it. All wrinkly.

V: Seriously. Ignore it. I can sense you staring.

Alkytrio: I know. Look at it's ears.

Pinkfloyd: Stop being big babies. He's a cute little thing.

Chronogrl: That's what I've been trying to tell you.

Pinkfloyd: Can I pink him up?

Hammerfan: Please, do. It's getting in the way! Why can't we get a real animal?

The cats ears twitch. It quickly spins around to look at Hammerfan, it's eyes glowing red.

Hammerfan: JESUS CHRIST!

Massacre Man: Yes?

Alkytrio: Okay MM, time to go. Come on, I'll take you to your house.

Chronogrl: Hurry back!

She puts her hands over her mouth and makes a small squealing noise. Everyone looks at her.

Hammerfan: I know that squeal!

Chronogrl: Yeh, it's my...working hard squeal.

Hammerfan: No, you're in lo-

Chronogrl: Despare!

Hammerfan quickly tries to neaten her hair and turns to the door smiling, only to see nobody there except a confused looking alky holding Massacre Man.

Hammerfan: Evil little witch.

Chronogrl: Poopnose!

Hammerfan: What?

Alkytrio has by this point got bored and left with massacre man. Chronogrl storms up the stairs and Hammerfan follows. Several customers start talking again.

Pinkfloyd: I better be going too.

V: So soon?

Pinkfloyd: Yep. I've got to travel to Arkstead across the hill in the morning. Apparently there's someone ready to propose and I want to be the one selling!

V: You really love your work don't you.

Pinkfloyd: Honestly, I love it. I love meeting new people. And this job allows that.

V: At least let me walk you home.

Pinkfloyd: I live up the other end of town.

V: Please?

Pinkfloyd: Listen. I'm sorry if I gave you wrong idea. But, I don't know if I'm ready for a relationship yet. I just got out of a rough one.

V: What happened?

Pinkfloyd: I...I wasn't his only love.

V: He's living with another woman.

Pinkfloyd: Not exactly...

V: Huh?

Pinkfloyd: He...he's jousting for the other team.

V: Oh..OH! Oh. I get what you mean.

Pinkfloyd: Yeh. But, we can still be friends. But, bye.

She walks out. V looks down at his pint of beer. He drinks it up quickly. He can hear Hammerfan and Chronogrl arguing above. The sounds of a cat screaching then Hammerfan screaming "my face" can be made out. He looks at the floor and sees Pinkfloyd has left her bag. He picks it up and walks out. He sees Alky walking back to the inn.

V: Hey, Massacre Man get back okay?

Alkytrio: Yeh, his brother was there. What you doing with that?

V: Pinky left it. You haven't seen her, have you?

Suddenly, from towards the hills, a scream is heard.

V: SHIT!

Alky and V run towards it. They get to the fields. They make out pinky standing in the middle of one. Up ahead a figure is running off. They eventually get to Pink. V stops with her to find out what's happening, while Alky runs ahead after the figure.

V: What happened?

Pinkfloyd: I...I saw someone on the fields. The sheep were screaming. The lambs. Then they went silent.

V: Who was that?

Pinkfloyd: I...I don't know. I came to investigate, it turned and saw me. It's face...

V: What about it?

Pinkfloyd: There...there wasn't one.

V: What?

Pinkfloyd: Just eyes. Eyes, without a face.

From up ahead Alytrio shouts. V and Pinky run to him.

Alky: I LOST HIM!

V: Damn!

Suddenly, Pinky screams. She points at something on the floor.

V: Oh my god.

Alkytrio: Is that?

Pinkfloyd: HE KILLED THEM!

The camera shows it closely. It's a sheep, laying on the floor, it's throat cut. Ending credits role.
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