Originally Posted by Trex78
mostly under the horror genre but some might extend out into syfi or others. no order. all are awful
Prom night (original and remake) -both were awful, Jamie lee is the only thing worth watching in the original. Original is a classic. Remake was the worst movie i've ever seen. They should show that in film class on how not to make a horror movie
Tremors 3 and 4... without the bacon.. those movies are terrible They were corny but still fun
Blackxmas remake - havent watched the classic yet but this eye ball eatting retard makes 5 mins feel like an hour..Hmm might have to take back my comment on Prom Night being the worst movie i've ever seen because this remake sucked. I didnt like the original either
Critters 4 - the aliens are finally off earth and back into space and sucking at life. atleast the first two were original and sort of coated with black humor and the 3rd had Leo in it. but there really is no excuse for this film. Definitely the weakest of the series. Space is where horror franchises go to die
Demonic Toys 1 & 2 - talk about the awful monsters... there was nothing good about those films I found them stupid and fun
Carnosaur & sequals- A dino movie that came out in 1993. some might know of another that came out in 1993 it was called jurassic park. compare those two films. Never saw them
Dolly Dearest - chucky's whore girl friend. Actually enjoyed this one
Friday the 13th part 5 ( no jason..) jason goes to hell (umm he shits down peoples throats) , and jason goes to space ( needs no comment) Part 5 was interesting just in the way that it took a different approach and tried to be more original. The first one didnt have Jason either now did it. Jason Goes To Hell sucked but i thought Jason X was hilarious
Troll 2 - hard to explain Best Worst Movie ever made
House of wax remake - cuthbert and hilton could have had a lesbo scene and it wouldnt havent made this film any better Looked stupid, never saw it
I spit on your grave (remake) - disgusting film. not even worth watching. gross rape scene, torture porn just isnt my thing. Nothing at all redeemable about that movie
Its alive 1 & 2- wow.. ugly killer baby..? Once again, i actually like these
Jaws 3, 4 - looks like a wind up shark toy in the 3rd one.. terrible what they did to that series Yeah the sequels were pretty bad
Lake placid 3 - dont ask why i skipped two. never seen it,but the 3rd was just that bad Never liked any of those movies
Last house on the left remake - again, rape scene and the character development just lagged..I liked certain aspects of the remake
Attack of the giant leeches - its old, but it still wont escape this list..I love this movie. Old B monsters movie's are some of my favorite movies
Cabin fever 1 & 2 -one good scene, bath tub, the rest of the series.. burn it First one was good, second sucked
Children of the corn genesis - worst in the series, it stole paranormal activity and put it in this movie... its bad Never saw it
Doom- i love the rock, but this has to go in the trash Not really horror IMO
Exorcist 3 - wtf was the point of this movie..? Some people actually say it's the best one. It's definitely creepy as hell and has a good story
Final desination 3,4,5 - the first one had it. weak ending but good story, second one ehh it continued the trend, but i dont need to see it 3 more times after that. come on just stop it. 3rd was fun. 4th sucked and 5th was mediocre
Fun house - bad I liked this one.
Frozen - the wolf scene was intense but the rest was boring Probably the best horror movie i saw the year it came out. The characters were so real and everything was done so well that i genuinely cared about them. I also enjoyed the premise because its something that could actually happpen
Hatchet - how in the blue hell did this movie win so many awards?? crack epidemic? take hills have eyes and mash it with wrong turn which btw are both awful movies as well. i just cant comprehend it. Not a good description of this movie at all. I loved Hatchet
Hills have eyes remake - nuclear radiation and family incest...wtf? not even interesting Love the original, hate the remake
Leprechaun 3,4,5,6 -kill that fucking irish midget please. stop these films. from farms, to ghetto, to space, to back to the ghetto.. I liked all but the In the Hood movies
Mega piranha - lets just say, this makes the other ones look well done Thought this one was a lot of fun
Mummy 3 - jet li let me down here Not horror
Survival of the dead -Romeros worest in the series No that would be Diary of The Dead unless you're not counting that one and then yeah i'd probably agree with you although i kinda liked it
Nightmare on elm street 2 ( gayest horror film of all time. no joke ) , and part 5 was just plain bad Part 2 is good if you take it as it's own film. Number 5 wasn't that bad
Halloween 5 - wtf was up with his mask in this one. lost all scaryness I liked it but yeah they were kinda pushing it a bit
Resident evil 3, 4 - first one had an interesting take. wasnt a huge fan but i liked the idea. the second one was pretty bad but i put up with it. however, with this pro women super hero shit they have going on in the last 2? ugh stop it please, go back to the game story which was actually scary I hate all the Resident Evil movies
Shark night - holy hell.. dumb Terrible movie
Silent hill - could have been sooooo much better Was really disappointed in this one
Snakes on a plane - samuel L was the best part, yet it still made this list Never seen it. Looks too stupid
28 weeks later - 28 days, was one of the best. weeks, made no sense and ruined what the first one had installed I actually didnt like Days at all but enjoyed Weeks.
House of the dead - should have stayed an arcade game and D&Bs More Uwe Boll crap
Saw 2,3,4,5,6,7 - torture porn is not cool, or entertaining,or scary. first saw was great, i dont need to see it 7 more times.. I hate when people call Saw torture porn. Watch Martyrs, A Serbian Film, Salo...etc and then try and call Saw torture porn. They went downhill after the first one but taking the series as a whole i think they're all good.
Anaconda 3 - Baywatches david hastelhoff (or whatever) stars in this film... epic fail Never liked any of these
Grude 2,3 - first one was iffy. rip off of the ring stealing jap horror stories. 2 and 3 were just cash crops. bad ones as well Only liked the first
Ill always know what you did LAST summer - im confused. i thought it happened 3 summers ago.. hmmm Once again only liked the first
so far going through my list of horror movies i own (over a 1000) dumb and great, this has to be the set of the worst films. i havent seen all of my own films as strange as that may sound but im chippin away at it day by day.
any who AVOID at all cost any of these films.
- the ham HORROR critic
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