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Old 06-21-2012, 03:49 PM
Trex78 Trex78 is offline
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: From Chicago, live in st Louis
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WORST films...

mostly under the horror genre but some might extend out into syfi or others. no order. all are awful

Prom night (original and remake) -both were awful, Jamie lee is the only thing worth watching in the original.

Tremors 3 and 4... without the bacon.. those movies are terrible

Blackxmas remake - havent watched the classic yet but this eye ball eatting retard makes 5 mins feel like an hour..

Critters 4 - the aliens are finally off earth and back into space and sucking at life. atleast the first two were original and sort of coated with black humor and the 3rd had Leo in it. but there really is no excuse for this film.

Demonic Toys 1 & 2 - talk about the awful monsters... there was nothing good about those films

Carnosaur & sequals- A dino movie that came out in 1993. some might know of another that came out in 1993 it was called jurassic park. compare those two films.

Dolly Dearest - chucky's whore girl friend.

Friday the 13th part 5 ( no jason..) jason goes to hell (umm he shits down peoples throats) , and jason goes to space ( needs no comment)

Troll 2 - hard to explain

House of wax remake - cuthbert and hilton could have had a lesbo scene and it wouldnt havent made this film any better

I spit on your grave (remake) - disgusting film. not even worth watching. gross rape scene, torture porn just isnt my thing.

Its alive 1 & 2- wow.. ugly killer baby..?

Jaws 3, 4 - looks like a wind up shark toy in the 3rd one.. terrible what they did to that series

Lake placid 3 - dont ask why i skipped two. never seen it,but the 3rd was just that bad

Last house on the left remake - again, rape scene and the character development just lagged..

Attack of the giant leeches - its old, but it still wont escape this list..

Cabin fever 1 & 2 -one good scene, bath tub, the rest of the series.. burn it

Children of the corn genesis - worst in the series, it stole paranormal activity and put it in this movie... its bad

Doom- i love the rock, but this has to go in the trash

Exorcist 3 - wtf was the point of this movie..?

Final desination 3,4,5 - the first one had it. weak ending but good story, second one ehh it continued the trend, but i dont need to see it 3 more times after that. come on just stop it.

Fun house - bad

Frozen - the wolf scene was intense but the rest was boring

Hatchet - how in the blue hell did this movie win so many awards?? crack epidemic? take hills have eyes and mash it with wrong turn which btw are both awful movies as well. i just cant comprehend it.

Hills have eyes remake - nuclear radiation and family incest...wtf? not even interesting

Leprechaun 3,4,5,6 -kill that fucking irish midget please. stop these films. from farms, to ghetto, to space, to back to the ghetto..

Mega piranha - lets just say, this makes the other ones look well done

Mummy 3 - jet li let me down here

Survival of the dead -Romeros worest in the series

Nightmare on elm street 2 ( gayest horror film of all time. no joke ) , and part 5 was just plain bad

Halloween 5 - wtf was up with his mask in this one. lost all scaryness

Resident evil 3, 4 - first one had an interesting take. wasnt a huge fan but i liked the idea. the second one was pretty bad but i put up with it. however, with this pro women super hero shit they have going on in the last 2? ugh stop it please, go back to the game story which was actually scary

Shark night - holy hell.. dumb

Silent hill - could have been sooooo much better

Snakes on a plane - samuel L was the best part, yet it still made this list

28 weeks later - 28 days, was one of the best. weeks, made no sense and ruined what the first one had installed

House of the dead - should have stayed an arcade game and D&Bs

Saw 2,3,4,5,6,7 - torture porn is not cool, or entertaining,or scary. first saw was great, i dont need to see it 7 more times..

Anaconda 3 - Baywatches david hastelhoff (or whatever) stars in this film... epic fail

Grude 2,3 - first one was iffy. rip off of the ring stealing jap horror stories. 2 and 3 were just cash crops. bad ones as well

Ill always know what you did LAST summer - im confused. i thought it happened 3 summers ago.. hmmm

so far going through my list of horror movies i own (over a 1000) dumb and great, this has to be the set of the worst films. i havent seen all of my own films as strange as that may sound but im chippin away at it day by day.

any who AVOID at all cost any of these films.

- the ham HORROR critic
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