[massacre man]

*A flashback to earlier shows Illdojo leaving the van and running inside of the bar, __V__ gets out of the van and gets in his car, he opens the glove box to discover he has a message on his cell phone, he yells to the cameraman*

__V__: We got a story, follow me.

*__V__ backs out but bumps into the back of Zwoti's car, a loud shriek of pain is heard for a moment, it is then silenced, __V__ drives back the way they came from, after a short drive they go back to the camp, they both get out of their vehicles*

__V__: I got a message about a book of spells that can bring the dead back!

Cameraman: It's an entire book and it only has one spell?

__V__: I guess, I don't know.

Cameraman: Where's the caller?

__V__: I'm not sure.

*Kasey walks out from a suddenly rebuilt cafeteria, fully dressed and back into her "hot-girl-body"*

Kasey: That's me.

__V__: Excellent, so, what about this book?

Kasey: Right, it's this book and there's a spell in it, it brings the nearby corpses back to life. But an evil spirit takes them over and it has to be taken out with another spell.

*Kasey tears a page out of the book*

Kasey: But that's long and complicated.

*Kasey tosses the page*

__V__: And how do you know all this ma'am?

*Kasey stands stumped for a moment*

Kasey: Ya know, you're cute.

__V__: Thanks.

Kasey: No problem.

*Kasey winks at __V__*

__V__: So, where's the book?

Kasey: I'll go get it.

*Kasey walks away, __V__ looks at the cameraman*

__V__: PLEASE tell me you got her calling me cute.

*The cameraman nods*

__V__: Awesome.

*Kasey returns with the book*

__V__: Ok, so we're gonna start recording this, after I give you the cue, read the spell.

*__V__ turns to the camera*

__V__: Hello, we're sorry to interrupt PedoFiles to bring you this special report which goes further into the recent hot-topic of resurrecting the dead

*__V__ gives Kasey her cue, she reads random gibberish from the book*

__V__: Truly astounding.

*an axe flies from out of nowhere and hits the cameraman in the head*

__V__: ...

*Kasey shows a devilish grin to __V__*

Kasey: Now you're fucked!

*Neverending tackles __V__ and screams at __V__ while slamming his head into the ground, __V__ pushes him off and jumps into the back of the van, he closes the doors and puts on a vest with tons of filled slots for shotgun shells and then breaks the glass on a box on the side of the van marked "In Case of Rival Networks. Break Glass" he pulls out a shotgun and kicks the back door open, he puts the shotgun over his shoulder*

__V__: Let's do this.