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Old 04-09-2012, 12:39 PM
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The Blair Witch Project 2 was probably one of the most pathetic movies I've watched.
Ooof.. yeah, that was real bad. I kept watching that piece of crap, hoping that it would start making sense at some point. Never happened. It did have some cute women in it though

If you want to see a truely terrible movie see Chicago Massacre: RIchard Speck. I watched it the other night, and this morning it was playing on my tv when I woke up. And It's just soo god awful! I just went on IMDB to get the name of the actress who starred in it. And It all makes sense now. Here's a quote from her IMDB
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Upon relocation from her hometown in San Francisco to Los Angeles, Joanne Chew landed a large supporting role opposite Corin Nemec in the Lionsgate film, "Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck" without having to audition.
I did not need to be told that! I saw the movie. It doesn't take a nursery school diploma to figure it out! My question is why didn't they audition her. I'm sure it has to do with her lack of gag reflex, but still. It's a fairly prominent role. Make her an extra, or the first killed. No, they made her the survivor girl. All she had to do is cry a little, get angry and and look sad for a few frames of the movie. What woman can't pull that off? I might need to look for a youtube clip now.

Bah! No youtube clips! But, I think I found something better. Seems like she might've got out of acting and become a realtor.When I put her name in youtube, it's got a few of her babbling about something, and all of the others are homes for sale by JChew. I know there are probably more than one Joanne Chew in the world, but I'm an optimist! I have to beleive it's her.
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