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Old 10-31-2005, 08:12 AM
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learned."



So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"


The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"


"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars.... but realistically, .....we're living with two sluts
and a queer."
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