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Originally Posted by Morningriser
There was just now some Jesus Freaks going around knocking on people's doors giving out pamphlets I guess and it is nice and cool outside today so I have my door open and they knocked on my neighbor's door and no one came to the door so I got up and shut and locked my door before they came over here. They went down the steps and I got back up to open my door back up and there was 5 or 6 of them down at the bottom of the steps holding Bibles and probably discussing you to go harass next. I wish I knew these guys were coming that way I could set up some crazy-ass scenario to scare the bejesus out of them.
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Try answering the door completely naked wearing a devil mask and a pentagram pendant. Maybe that'll scare them away.
