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Originally Posted by Slutty
I have been working on this list for awhile and the list continues to grow. Fortunately, I have a good friend who considers himself a cinema masochist who believes at bad movie is the best movie. He gets off on watching the most horrific, badly directed, terrible acting movies. He also wants to one day make a youtube series where he exposes his unknowing friends to such movies. Anyway, with my experience. Here are my top 5 from least crap to unbearable crap factor. I will add trailers to give you guys a little taste.
5. Karate Cop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C52DGW9oBS8
4. Hood Angels
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi634192665/
3. The Room (I would like to point out that although this is number three on crap factor, I think it is one of the best movies ever! I highly recommend you watch this movie right now.) This movie is so notorious that the director and star has become his own meme and stars in a video game show call the Tommy Wi-Show. Which I am sure most of you already know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw
2. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (I have no comment, This would be number 1 if it wasn't for just one small thing.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644
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1. Troll 2 (This get's number 1 not for being the all around worst movie, but because of one scene that frustrated me no end when I saw it. I don't know what, but I had to throw the remote and storm out in shock in aw when I saw this. Probably because of the way he eats it was too lazy and fake... I finally broke one terrible movies. First the trailer, then the clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644
Now, the cinema killer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su01dr7-RdA |
There's a documentary about Troll 2 which is very aptly titled The Best Worst Movie. And yeah Troll 2 is really bad in an enjoyable sort of way, but NOTHING touches The Room. Tommy WIseau is just soo...... yikes! And instead of embracing his horrible acting writing, directing, etc, etc, etc... He now goes around saying that the movie was meant to be a Black Comedy. Which is total bullshit!
I've had long conversations about this flick and this is what my theory is on Tommy Wiseau. He probably came to this country back in the 80's, and he was probably a gigolo. Or one of these guys who would hook up with an old lady with money, and sponge off of her 'til he got kicked to the curb. He would probably go around telling everyone he's a director, screenwriter, etc.. and with that weird accent, people probably bought into it, "He might be the next Werner Herzog". SO anyway, time goes on, and from spending too many years lying around the pool, his skin starts getting all alligator-like, and he starts panicking "Oh shit! I'm losing my looks, and I have no 401k, I better try to get one of these old spinsters to produce a movie for me, so I have something to fall back on". Some woman gives him a few thousand, and he makes The Room.
And seriously, if The Room really was a dark comedy, it should;ve won every oscar that year, because there's NO WAY you can make a movie that bad on purpose! It's just not possible. I'd wish someone would call him on his shit and say "Here's some money, write another black comedy as funny as The Room". He'd never be able to do it. His delusions of having talent are what made The Room the beautiful disaster that it is.